The Legend of Alfred Packer 'Cannibal Extraordinarie'

In the winter of 1873, Alfred Packer was hired to guide a prospectin' trek.
In the San Juans of Colorady they'd heard of gold that they wanted to check.
Alfred claimed that in Colorady minin' camps he'd driven wagons of ore.
He guaranteed he'd show 'em the valuable stuff that they were lookin' for!

They visited sage old Chief Ouray and he warned 'em to wait 'til spring,
To cross those rugged tors, but no, they wanted to press on and do their thing!
So foolish Albert and five of the group decided to trudge on through the snow!
Of the blindin' snow, lack of grub and perilous paths, little did they know!

A few months later Packer appeared at an Indian Agency lookin' fit and well!
He said he'd been left behind due to injuries, one of many tales he was to tell!
His story changed several times sayin' one man went berserk and killed the rest!
There was evidence that cannibalism was involved but old Albert never confessed!

Packer was jailed in Saguache but later made his escape to Wyoming state!
He was nabbed and returned to Salt Lake City for a trial and sentencin' date.
"They was seven Dimmycrats in the county", pronounced the judge from the bench,
"But yah man-eatin' sunuvab**ch, yah et five of 'em, fer that yer neck'll wrench!"

Later the sentence was reduced to manslaughter and he was given forty years,
To be served at the pen in Canon City, Colorady, but no one shed any tears!
He was paroled in 1901 and moved to Denver where he hung around.
Now his molderin' bones rest in peace 'neath a grassy burial mound!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 7 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Legend" Contest - April 2011

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 4/14/2011 6:34:00 PM
reminded me of those poor guys at the Donner Pass. I think it depends on the situation, but i could never do it! Congrats on your win, Robert.
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Date: 4/14/2011 9:07:00 AM
Thanks for your comment, Bob. I'm sure you'll write something brilliant for the Vietnam War contest. People call it a conflict, but it WAS a war! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/13/2011 4:11:00 PM
super work here, robert! well deserved win with rounds of cheers and hugggs! :) nette
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Date: 4/13/2011 9:55:00 AM
Congratulations on your fine 7th Place win in Carolyn's "Legends" Contest, Bob! Great job as always! Annalise
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Date: 4/13/2011 6:33:00 AM
Congratulations on the seventh place win in the contest, Bob
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Date: 4/13/2011 5:17:00 AM
Congratulations for your win Bob in the contest "Legends" sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/12/2011 10:52:00 PM
What a very interesting legend, Bob! Enjoyed reading this captivating tale of cannibal Alfred--Super congrats on your win! :)
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Date: 4/12/2011 9:34:00 PM
another great tale, congrats on your win in the contest Bob
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Date: 4/12/2011 9:08:00 PM
Congrats Bob on another great win for another great write in another contest my friend.. enjoy with luv..
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Date: 4/12/2011 6:52:00 PM
Congraltulations Robert on your win with Alfred the Cannibal story. Love, Joyce
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Date: 4/12/2011 5:16:00 PM
Great Job Bob. I saw a movie on that, it was true to life. Congratulations on your worthy poem's seventh place success. Loved it. Agape, Moses
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Date: 4/12/2011 5:07:00 PM
Told you this would be in the winners circle, Robert. Top-Notch indeed! Many congrats. Lainie
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Date: 4/12/2011 1:22:00 PM
Congrats, Sarge. Outstanding piece. Nice going. Ralphie
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Date: 4/12/2011 11:04:00 AM
Bob, we allowed poetic license for the cowboy spellings. Both John and I enjoyed the poem. Congratulations on taking seventh place. The competition was strong so you can be proud of your placement! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/11/2011 3:16:00 PM
Outstanding entry, Bob. Thoroughly enjoyed. Definite winner. Good luck. Ralphie
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Date: 4/11/2011 3:00:00 PM
i saw the movie and what would anyone else have done? to think about eating someone else or die. i don't know what i would have done, there was no food for anyone to eat, everything was all frozen. this was a great read.
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Date: 4/11/2011 10:32:00 AM
Wow! What a spell-binding story, Robert. Sure to top the winners circle. Lainie
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Date: 4/10/2011 8:06:00 PM
What a tale Bob and a tremendous write relating it.. dialogue is dynamic my friend.. good luck in the contest luv.. enjoyed ...
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Date: 4/10/2011 6:01:00 PM
enjoyed your legend today.
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Date: 4/10/2011 5:50:00 PM
What a fantastic legend of Alfred Packer till the last word is said though a tragic and sad end, Bob
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Date: 4/10/2011 5:25:00 PM
Great one that reads like a winner to me..Good luck..That would be scary thing to find out someone was a cannibal..Sara
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Date: 4/10/2011 5:24:00 PM
Wow Sir Robert, this is excellent and funny too. Good luck in the contest
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