Best Orcs Poems

Ukraine is putting up a brave fight and is not giving in
A two finger salute to that murderer, Vladimar Putin
For eight months now they've held...

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Frolicking through the woods pale light, elves do sing and fairies delight.
Searching for a hidden place, where pixies sing and children race.
Do beware the wicked...

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Or Bored With The Rings

Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!

On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo...

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I once had a ring, or should I say, it once had me... 
it made me vanish, isn't it good, my precious ring? 

it asked...

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12/22/14



Props to the original Baggins
And his bravery towards the dragons
While he could've stayed behind with the wagons


Just a hobbit and quite the comic
But he should've...

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Many a God dwells in the great world tree of the Asgards
But the strongest one of them all is the one who holds
The power of...

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In my fantasy world in the night,
I walk among you before first light.
Garbed in gray, long beard of white,
staff in hand I am ready to...

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A gang of aggressive orcs
in any government works.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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The forest was dark but echoed with sound as the orcs and the goblins horns blew all round. 
Their forces they gathered to scour the...

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Why is it I feel like this?
Is there something I have missed?
For on this day I feel so sad
When years ago I'd have been glad
Why...

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When my parents
returned from England 
   They brought me 
a leather bound copy of the Hobbit
    Now it sits proudly...

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There's a rumor going around. Mythical little
Stocky men called Dwarves are living in Gem
Mountain.
They're mining jewels of all kinds down below.
Heard tell they're exceptionally skilled...

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1/7/16


With zero remorse
Jumped off the porch
To play all sorts of sports

Because time is short
And before you know it, you might just be a corpse

All things...

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My chair, 
at times over 
the past twelve weeks
my prison cell. 
Seven weeks more 
before my sentence
is completed. 
But today,
my chair is going to be
my...

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I now walk with the young Emmanuel
In his gardens of trees and flowers
Out of the darkness of my lasting den
Where the two monsters kept me...

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