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Best Optician Poems

Below are the all-time best Optician poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of optician poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Limerick multiplication: Once an optimistic Optician
Limerick multiplication : Once an optimistic Optician

   for Elodie 

Once an optimistic Optician
Looked deep into her Client’s vision
Saw worlds unknown to her
And lost...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: optician, fun, , cute,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Battle Rap
Battle Rap


...poet in da house...


Now have a listen, for I’ll be a kissing…I’m on a mission
And you’ll be a pissing your hemolysin…a smelly emission
My words...

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Categories: optician, fun, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Spectacle
There was an optician somewhat blind
Whose patients found him easy to malign.
So he gave rose-colored glasses
A move that calmed the masses.
Now his practice has become...

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Categories: optician, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Unquotable quotes - XIII
Unquotable quotes – XIII

Follow love for it’s free, free love and it’ll flee.
Do unto others as you would have them undress you.
Easy come, eenie meenie...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: optician, education, humor, inspirational, parody,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member MEN YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE PART 3
I once dated a weatherman
At first he had a sunny outlook…
He had our future all mapped out
But he suffered periods of deep depression so our...

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Categories: optician, humorous, jobs, relationship,
Form: Free verse



DOCTOR MY EYES
I’ve had my eyes tested
And I am 20/20
I am not short sighted
Nor long sighted
My eyes are healthy
There is no glaucoma
No floaters
Nor cataracts
My sight is perfect
So...

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Categories: optician, love
Form: I do not know?
Freaking Out
Ms. Dolly has something with things
that a naked eye can’t see.
Once she went for dinner;
a charming date,
and a plate of fine cuisine.
A plate of tilapia...

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Categories: optician, fear, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Narrative
The Hedgehog benevolent society
We started up this charity when
We heard of the hedgehogs plight
There’s twenty thousand creatures
That get flattened every night
They run across the tarmac
As they head off...

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© john fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: optician, animals, children, funny
Form: I do not know?
colourless
Colourless 

Woke up
It was morning
And I was 
Colour blind 
The optician 
Had no glasses
For this
Illness
I bought 
A kaleidoscope
The world I see
Is crazier than I thought...

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Categories: optician, beauty, blessing, blue,
Form: Chastushka
The Ophthalmic Optican and I may not sent you a Christmas Card
Hello, poets everywhere, wherever you might be. As you might  know I take ideas from the news and occasionally what happens in life to...

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Categories: optician, celebration, christmas, daughter, poems,
Form: Light Verse
Spectacular Vision
My first spectacles perched on my nose,
with frame and glasses, my first photo pose.
Optician cried," Wow!, Can you see clear now?"
"Oh Yes, my beautiful binocular,
I...

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Categories: optician, age, death, emotions, fear,
Form: Rhyme
Descent from the Clouds
Prepare for landing 
boeing 747
Its path meandering
descending from heaven

Up here in high definition
the sky as black as molasses
Crisp and clear as when your optician
gave you...

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Categories: optician, holiday
Form: Rhyme
i chose to scribe
I’m sorry but I chose to scribe
I’m running out of words
I really wish I figure out how to set this
To you
I was never the child...

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Categories: optician, africa, desire, dream, emotions,
Form: I do not know?
When Will Mother Get Better
We've waited this long to see 
the dead trees spring up again but
No one is moving the mountain;
All we see are accusation fingers
Going up and...

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Categories: optician, abuse, africa, art,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member peaceful solution
A practising young obstetrician
Began to review his position.
Childbirth it would seem,
Drove ladies to scream
Ergo, he became an optician!



09/01/19

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Categories: optician, career, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member LOVE IN POST WORLD WAR II
LOVE IN POST WORLD WAR 11
3rd and final episode of trilogy

My Grandfather was incredibly anglicised
Studied in London and qualified as an optician
My mother learnt English...

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Categories: optician, love,
Form: Free verse
REFLECTED IMAGE
 REFLECTED IMAGE

I looked into a mirror
and then I smiled to see
A pleasant smiling image
reflecting back at me.

When I'd taken a closer look
my skin seemed...

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Categories: optician, age,
Form: Rhyme
MONOCRUSHED
I visited the optician, for my failed eye
That sailed all over, no see but look
Down the banana plantatian, directed to vie
For every interested favor, for...

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Categories: optician, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BANTU the form
A sea mist rolls inshore this morning
The optician proposes a cataract op

BANTU an imagist couplet Each line a compete idea,the 2nd however constrasts with a...

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Categories: optician, poetry, word play,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member MY CHOICE bantu
A sea mist rolls inshore this morning
The optician proposes a cataract op

...

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Categories: optician, poetry, word play,
Form: Didactic