Best Oo Poems

Wah-ooo, wah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo.

Wah-ooo, wah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo.

Walkin' dow-nuh street
On me achy feet
Allah li'l birdies go 
Tweet tweet tweet

Wah-ooo, wah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo.

Not gonna crawl
In frunnuh you all
Maybe gonna hide unner
A sheet, sheet, sheet.

Ah-ooo, ah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo....

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I want to write a funny poem, one without meaning
So that everytime you read it, your going to start peeing 

It will make you laugh
think of Giraffes

Possibly fart 
and eat a pop-tart

Who knows maybe you will cry
only because its so dumb it's funny but you...

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It's not impossible that my house stink.
At times there festers garbage in a sack
behind a closet door, and once the sink
got clogged with who-knows-what; sent water back
up filthy and all black; I dished it out
scoop by nasty scoop into a pan.
That damn disposal broke. ...

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Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen...

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feeds the dog on tripe- -
a cloud of gas surrounds him
as he sleeps it off...

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I may be an *******
and what makes this contest so hard for me

is I don't know if it stinks worse than it shrieks sirens
or shrieks more than it stinks compost.

Dilemma unresolved.
Thanks for listening....

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oo oo oo sun,
stop your burn,

give us some fun,
we have light non,

please fast run,
stop your fun....

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I lean into the fridge to get a bite to eat.
And as my nose attests to,it doesn't smell too sweet!

I'm trying to decipher what that is in that dish.
And much to my dismay,it's month-old tuna fish!

There's odd assorted bowls of only God knows what.
They've been...

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Such a handsome, rugged man I met
Saw his photo on the Internet
     He drove a hundred miles
     So we could exchange smiles
Just one kiss, I was caught in his net

His cigar smoke wafted with the breeze
But once...

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OOOniversal oo

Frightened tepid antisocial ant was football training avidly but failing to attend a fragrant tailor army. Oh dear. That was sure to be put forward to the sacred sanction ship and the sacred sanction ship was neither a scared shrew nor was it a...

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Ones tongue tastes the base
Fruitiness in palate climax
Strawberry Cheesecake...

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Drip…			Drip…			Drip…
Don’t let the water drip on the floor or you will
Slip…			Slip…			Slip…

Drip…			Strip…			Drip…
Don’t let the water run or someone will
Trip…			Trip…			Trip…...

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I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...

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Small meow I hear
A smell coming underneath
I see movement in the dark
I saw the kitten
The odor was offensive
Wanted to pass out, didn’t

She purred so slightly
I picked her up to see her
Then the smell nearly smacked me
She stunk so, so bad
I took her home to bathe...

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If in an apartment you may dwell,
You’ll be attuned to every smell
That wafts inside the elevator
Left by every perpetrator:

The ultra-perfumed female suit,
The lure of which is in dispute.
The dog walk guy with clothes that reek;
They stay unwashed from week to week.

The up-close spicy onion breath...

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