Best On Line Poems
And...
I need 24 quarts of 2% milk;
Okay, "6 gallons of milk!"
No, sir, I want 24 quarts, it stays fresher that way!
But lady we only have that in Silk.
Then I want twenty four plastic containers,
Will you pick them up all in blue;
And then divide up those six gallons,
Just like I want you to do.
Well, I must ask my supervisor,
For I am very confused,
We don't usually offer that service,
I must ask and get back to you.
[I can put quarts up in my freezer;
Those big gallons just don't fit.
Then I can feed my kittens one at a time;
It just takes a little bit.
How many kittens do I have?
I thought you would never ask.
I have 48 on my property;
I'm known of the lady of cats.
Oh, latest iPad, may I hang thee,
From the nearest garden tree!
A Grinch, thou art and nothing more.
Causing me, endless problems galore!
As always, Safari is to blame?
Almost a tune, that puts me to shame.
Why is it I , who is always at fault?
I dream of joyful days of saddleshoes
and malts.
Of humanity speaking, face to face.
And of being social, was of no disgrace!
Typewriters and mail, oh how I love!
This electronic age, hardly hand in my glove.
I miss the aroma of fresh, pencil shavings.
Thus goes, my off the wall nightly ravings.
People no longer look at the beauty of one
another.
Pasty- faced countenances adoring their beloved,
electronic other !
A ghost faced, global society?
Which dreams a worthless vaccine
can save humanity?
I despise propopganda with my entire being.
And on our devices, is all right we are seeeing.
9/30/2021
Dew wet spider web
Sparkling pearls on fine parade
Life's boasting beauty
23.10.2014
Anne-Lise Andresen :)
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Degrees .....
With ease .......
I now here-by , tag , MC , The Great Rhoda G , to continue Jims educational tag theme !!
Once upon a time
there was a person
of a poetry company
that scammed people
all the time.
No one was left out
like old and young men and women
who dreamed of being the best poet
of all time.
But they did not know there was
scammers on the computer line.
Many people of all nations
believed there poem was the best
no matter how it rhymed .
This poetry company said [ you and you
and you write the best.
All you have to do is send in a little money
and we will place this fantastic poem
in one of our published poetry books.
The person of this company smiled and laughed and thought
oh [this person will send the money]
and that all it took. lol
Once upon a time
do not believe everything you read,
because it will save you a lot of money and
your valuable time.
B logs
L ifes notes
O f outpouring thoughts
G iving new
S lants.
God's Great plans all this time
Male and Female made to be of wholesomeness kind
As the two of you growing up in different places
Finding both had been singled out Among faces
Godly innocence of purity
Ridiculed of Morals and Standards
By.. Now a day.. people of unbelief
Both committed to God stand strong virtually
Thou… both Knowing someday God will provide
That special someone… A mate
To Always to be by your side
Patience, virtues all rest a sure.. Godly ways
Awaiting each day God has given
Male and female for Christian liven
Made two of a kind.. Into Righteousness
In the Now a days… World tis such a mess
Just like… time… way back when
Noah… built the ark… it was not pretend…
God made pure.. Male and Female.. two of kind
He had His reasons.. thou people were blind
One day… both had desires in their hearts
Seek and find Another who’d be.. Right for thee
Then out of the blue.. In God's timing.. Tis True
Found each other on line… Love that’s Pure
Bringing two pure hearts together
To Pray.. Bible studies everyday
For God made a way.. for you two to meet
Great Plans awaits.. Serenity so sweet
For Godly… Love that’s True
God Plans for Pure Love all this time between you two
Awaiting.. True Loves’ first kiss at the alter
Knowing.. together in Holy Matrimony shall not falter
God’s Great Blessings for you both
Of Commends to carry Christian Family liven
God given between the two of you
Everlasting Harmony
Give Praise’s Always to God Almighty.. Jesus Christ Our King!
God Blessings of my Children
Dedication to both of you
as God Wills.. you found each other..
on-line.. married within 17 days..
God Meant for them to be together
Tis bringing them into Holy Matrimony
Married and still are Sweetly beholding
True Love.. Blessings of Everlasting Harmony..
" On Line "
I want one of those computers
Superconductor duper super science fiction
Like in the films you see
Where the female efficient voice
Tells me everything is working properly
Punch up my memory boost and she quips
“memory boost on line”
thermal nuclear blaster trouble spot ?
“on line”
and then without even questioning
she rattles through the anatomy and itinerary
of my technological wizardry multi functional processor
and “double” no “quadruple” dual core
“chat with thousands of people at once…”
“on line”
“recording every piece of music ever made in the entire world…..
“on line”
“smashing and generally kicking the crap out of virus scanner….
“on line”
“Trojan disinfection and nasty dental torture of their authors……
“on line”
“connecting to the internet for free…
“on line”
“eliminating all computer hijacker, adverts, worms and spybots and castrating their
authors ..is now…on line”.
“you are now ready to have a trouble free and relaxing experience with your computer and
the rest of the Internet….is now…………..on line”
And I will sit there like some Battlestar Galactica
Viper shinny suit as I surf the net
At twice the speed of light.
And there I’ll be fully downloaded, uploaded and completely free
Of Microsoft and its bubble pops
And net hang-ups and freezes
And ITCP’s ( What ever that is )
Gargling with information
The latest news and views
I will cruise
I will not surf
I will cruise
The electric highway
And maybe, just maybe
Have a trouble free
Conversation with someone I cannot see
To clearly.
Im waiting on line ,
Ive got plenty of time,
the rest is up to you.
are you ready too.
The last week was hell,
we both know too well.
What with this and that ,
we never got to chat,
now another week is here,
lets try again my dear,
I have got so much to say ,
Ican not wait another day,
I hope you have time,
because I have run out of rhyme
so all im asking of you,
is please log on too.
I've taken the time to concentrate
on poems I read that they highly rate,
and how poems from poets believed to be great,
are also the poems of those interacting like a mate.
And I've noticed good poems get disqualified from competitions,
and this is because they didn't put the host name on their submission.
This is a very sad state of affairs,
as you delete their name after this competition of theirs.
People saying this poem has been done before,
then writing Jesus poems.....
Jesus how many times do they get repeated,
two thousand years of poems on an individual,
how on earth are these poems original,
libraries full of these preaches,
how is any of it new pieces.
I find it funny,
the lack of nun poems or the easter bunny,
but Trump poems rain in piles like the Eiffel Tower,
and most are vile and crummy.
Poems on the internet are dictated by politics these days,
it is not about you but the game you play,
and everyone on-line is a player,
it's just that not all know they're playing.
the album
fell apart,
pages scattered the floor-
just out of reach,
yesterday's... flickr
WANT A HOLD YOU
ON LINE AND OFF
ARE YOU SEEKING OR JUST PEEKING
LOST 62 LBS. 43, DWF MOTHER
SEEKING THAT BLUE-CALLER MALE 30 TO 45
LET’S BARBER0-QUE,THROW FRISBEE,
WET IN THE POOL
RUN IN THE SAND
DANCE IN THE MOONLIGHT
TAKE A CHANCE ON ME……….
HOLD ON TO ME……
NONSMOKER, WATER ON THE ROCKS,
DON’T DO DRUGS, GET HIGH OFF LIFE
UP FOR THE BEAT IN THE HEAT
SO LET’S SEEK AND DO MORE THAN PEEK
LET’S MEET AND RUB FEET
WORLD AROUND ME
PO. BOX 14744
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA. 992
this time of year
you share
your feeling
here's what a
appeeling
read the sign
for bopping
and and down town
now buy
your
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ON LINE
Good luck, if you are searching for love on line
Love cannot be brought or sold, real love is found
Haphazardly. There is no pattern, no real bound
No formula, no history, no cup and no special line.
On the internet, one can find countless problems
And hazards. Love can be like a dream, an illusion
Few are blessed and lucky to find exceptional gems
Sparkling on the busy boulevard or on the horizon.
Love, on line, ain’t love. Puppy love is for amateurs
Romeo would have never gone on line searching for
Juliet. Old time lovers used to write romantic letters.
We know that it’s another time. There are beasts that roar
Even when they’re happy. Searching for love on the internet
Is like playing Russian roulette. This is a warning not a bet.
Copyright © January 2020, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several poetry collections.
Have you ever been in love
with a name
with what you want
someone to be
with an on-line persona?
Have you ever
had your heart broken
when you met face-to-face
and discovered the relationship
was just an illusion?
Have you ever
been brave enough to try again?
This time when you meet...
You see your soul
in his eyes.