Best Oi Poems

Oi be nowt but an auld country hick,
we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick.
Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind,
nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find
zummit I don’t loik.  Tis allus best
Oi reckins to git it offen me chest.
Ar tis...

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Down like rain again
come what may again
come let's play pretend m'friend
that all this mess never did begin

Down like rain
this life stain
though life is pain
i must refrain
that I never cried so loud or bled so proud
for an ideal that fell down through a cloud
but never, ever,...

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I have to fine tune
my ears to hear
exactly what you’re saying
please tell me 
it’s my imagination
oh hell why don’t you 
just pinch me to convince me…

Did you just whisper the words? 
“l love you”?
err, its not the first of April is it?
I guess you’re not...

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I know things have been quiet on the “ Mite-y Spread Front”
But do not be dismayed
Yeasty business brews in the Vegemite Camp
That is all I have to say….

It will take some time to come to fruition 
But Marmite Man beware
“Remember sleep with both eyes open”
Always...

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I'm only 3 and can't you see, I love you dearly, daddy
Your only 3 stop mithering me the football on the tele .
I'm only 3 and can't you see, I need a snuggle, daddy
your only 3 and can't you see daddy watching tele . 

I'm...

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I stood back from writing...
...only to look forward to a vacant cove underneath 
my creative splatter to call me into it...
.... I went to this secret place I call "Oi" and I found
inspiration once again...
....What does this space hold for me?... another creator,
destined for the...

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Last time we spoke you’d been in a car crash 
And the time before that you’d been in a car crash 
So it’s a fair bet the silence is from a car crash
Repetitive rhyming mate it’s like a car crash 
and you should know mate...

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Olá,
Diretoras e Consultoras,

Eu sou uma empreendedora de sucesso.
Eu sou uma executiva de Sucesso.
Eu sou uma treinadora.
Eu posso ser mãe
Eu sou cozinheira.
Eu sou uma psicóloga.
Eu sou uma consultora.
Eu sou Diretora Administrativa.
Eu sou Diretora de Vendas.
Eu apareço no palco e nas casas.
Eu sou até mágica – principalmente,
naqueles...

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All aboard the bizarre Farage barge.. 

Unless of course you are from abroad..
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Narcissist catalyst.. old school fraud..discord twist..

Can't resist.. staging the raging red mist.. 

Fist of Mob rule tryst does persist..  


Depraved raves..insist..craved faves..

Won't save slaves & knaves..

Hellbent they are sent..

To graves under the...

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Earnest a teary congregation, heavenly father, heed us in our prayer in humbling a fearful soul  
Response in  supplication, soul builder say, in a pristine may ,within cosmic and mundane role
The longest miriam word  is rousing astounding intimidation , often a nihilism...

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