Best Offload Poems

(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians)

There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil 
Her own dog she’ll harm
there's nothing...

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Rugby, what a beautiful and passionate game
Its not about money, fashion or fame.
Invented one day by a guy named Webb
How do go "I have a...

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I never possessed time.
Time that I would call my own.
You see, amidst a broken heart.
I had heard a friend cry.
She said her own heart had...

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Everyday is market day
But I rarely come your way
I have a glimpse of what you have at bay
They glow and glitter from your better ray
And...

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One step, two traps
Three strikes, four stabs...

You’ve become the toilets of our lives
The annoyance at the end of our knives
A convenient offload like a couch...

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Jefferson Kol,
Had wanted to copulate with his wife...
Please, I'm due for prayers,
she emphasized.
After which the load in the scrotum
had negotiated his sleep

Twilight,
made a reality...

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This part happened, this first part is true
But the story stretched and the exaggerations too
A trucker arrived to offload what he had to deliver
A hat...

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Follow the money
Sergio Magkitsky did,
now he’s dead
Offload the stolen money offshore,
safe from regulatory confiscation
Hide the digital footprints
tracking back 
to innocent Russian blood that was shed
Don’t...

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lost without a trace in a small little place
I've been erased and been replaced
its hard to find when you are left behind
feels like there's nothing...

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Today I was filled with anger,
Going down to the cyber,
In a path brewing brown smoke,
As if to look down upon me,
A four wheeled hissed chocolate...

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Losing your mind
Things are getting out of control
Feeling as though you are no longer whole
Digging yourself a deep hole
Can't seem to take control 
Loosing focus...

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Steady rain swirled, pooled,
and eddied around rolled
up pant legs skinny ankles, which
immediately felt cold
before undertow willingly

steadily, and nimbly pulled this former
ace swimmer into watery fold
quelling,...

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Shooting sixty four rapids in the time stream

Powder milk biscuits helped yours truly, 
a Norwegian farmer wannabe feel bold
enough to weather inclement
steady rain which swirled,...

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The beginning word
Has with light
And truthful rays so bright
Descended to teach me the
Difference of good and bad

Grazing my thoughts and intentions
He illuminated upon my 
Knowledge...

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JACOB’S LADDER

News is out; Armageddon is upon us, and it is time for all of us to go 
The world's armies have all gathered, and...

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