Best Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed Poems
Below are the all-time best Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of not the sharpest tool in the shed poems written by PoetrySoup members
Funny Sayings Ever notice that people generally dislike being rude,
Saying someone is fat or stupid, now that’s crude,
I’ve collected and developed some sayings to stop tears,
That...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, funny,
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Rhyme
I Question My IqI filled out those IQ tests, ten years apart
Each test I took scored me one point from Mensa
Years of College, I should not have taken...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, philosophy
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Rhyme
GeniusI march to the beat of a different drummer
I've heard it a million times
They've even called me crazy
Because I color outside the lines
Sometimes, they just...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, funnyme, me,
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Rhyme
KarmaI miss the loneliness that was mine
I was lonely but I had no pain
But I lost it at my own fault
Thinking I could be happy...
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not the sharpest tool in the shed, loneliness, lonely, lost love,
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Light Verse