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Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed Poems

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I miss the loneliness that was mine
I was lonely but I had no pain
But I lost it at my own fault
Thinking I could be happy again

Now I suffer the consequences
And I pay for it with my blood
Because I open the...Read More
Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love,
Form: Light Verse



Funny Sayings

 Ever notice that people generally dislike being rude,
Saying someone is fat or stupid, now that’s crude,
I’ve collected and developed some sayings to stop tears,
That I’ve used to describe myself in situations over years.
Such as I am not fat, just...Read More
Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Genius
I march to the beat of a different drummer
I've heard it a million times
They've even called me crazy
Because I color outside the lines

Sometimes, they just call me special
While others might say, unique
Some people say, I'm just old fashioned
Or a dried...Read More
Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, funnyme, me,
Form: Rhyme
I question my IQ
I filled out those IQ tests, ten years apart
Each test I took scored me one point from Mensa
Years of College, I should not have taken art
I put the blame on Top Ramon and pizza

Not the sharpest tool in the shed,...Read More
Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, philosophy
Form: Rhyme