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Karma

...I miss the loneliness that was mine I was lonely but I had no pain But I lost it at my own fault Thinking I could be happy again Now I suffer the consequences And I pay for it with my blood Because ......Read the rest...

Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, loneliness, lonely, lost love,
Form: Light Verse

Funny Sayings

... Ever notice that people generally dislike being rude, Saying someone is fat or stupid, now that’s crude, I’ve collected and developed some sayings to stop tears, That I’ve used to describe m......Read the rest...

Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Genius

...I march to the beat of a different drummer I've heard it a million times They've even called me crazy Because I color outside the lines Sometimes, they just call me special While others might ......Read the rest...

Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, funnyme, me,
Form: Rhyme

I Question My Iq

...I filled out those IQ tests, ten years apart Each test I took scored me one point from Mensa Years of College, I should not have taken art I put the blame on Top Ramon and pizza Not the sharpes......Read the rest...

Categories: not the sharpest tool in the shed, philosophy
Form: Rhyme