Best Not In A Million Years Poems

My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!

10/15/18


Your bestie's blind...

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Oh, no! It's happening again, 
When I went to open my e-mail 
So much garbage I found there,what a pain 
And to my dismay knew...

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Oh what a mistake I have made,
Traveled so far to end up this way.
  Not in a million years would I have guessed,
That this...

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~Too Much E-Mail~ 
(Rhyme) 


Oh, no! It's happening again, 
When I went to open my e-mail 
So much garbage I found there,what a pain 
And...

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Do not date a poet because 
Everyone would think he paint you
With his endless packs of words.
You may likely be the jerk he write,
A Poet...

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I see these beautiful,
soft patches of clouds;
Spread all over the high above blue sky.
Flocks of birds lightly being carry away by the wind,
seem like they...

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One early winter morning 
A man went to the mirror
To do his morning shave
Just another shave
Like a thousand, million shaves before

As he looked into the...

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The sun sails along 
So does the needle
Meninges they burn
Figuring out the riddles 

Coals into the diamond turns  
Not in a million years 
Inside...

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We said goodbye two years ago today -
I'll never forget the way I felt that day.
I couldn't breathe when the door closed between us
And your...

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Did you say I can do it?
Not
Not in a million years
Well I am going to show you
who is in charge
Not for you only
But for million...

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The red lipstick smears across her lips;  she closes her eyes to put the eye shadow on her 
cheeks; smothered in a pale blush;...

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I am breathless thinking of your sighs,
Your sweet whispers with twinkling eyes
No way your smile I could ever forget,
That special day when first we met.

You...

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Your brown eyes ill never forget......
All your mistakes ill forgive...
There's never enough said....
Even down to your last breath.....
Faith goes long ways....
So Ive been told....
The way...

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What's going on with me I don't even know,
 Things I deal with now is a never-ending joke,
 It's like playing a game where I'm...

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I can feel the heat!
I know that the flame…
Still shines brightly within my beating heart!
I can feel the power!
I know that my strength…
Comes from my...

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