Best Not In A Million Years Poems

My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!

10/15/18


Your bestie's blind date was a weird one
An hour of boredom and she was done
When she said goodnight
He put up a fight
So she...

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Oh, no! It's happening again, 
When I went to open my e-mail 
So much garbage I found there,what a pain 
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed. 

Everyday I get so much spam e-mail, 
To give me a  headache without fail, 
They...

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Oh what a mistake I have made,
Traveled so far to end up this way.
  Not in a million years would I have guessed,
That this idea was truly not one of my best.
  Never had  known things had changed so much,
We for sure...

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~Too Much E-Mail~ 
(Rhyme) 


Oh, no! It's happening again, 
When I went to open my e-mail 
So much garbage I found there,what a pain 
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed 

Everyday I get so much spam e-mail, 
To give me a ...

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I see these beautiful,
soft patches of clouds;
Spread all over the high above blue sky.
Flocks of birds lightly being carry away by the wind,
seem like they are bathing in soft cotton.
Added upon, the warmth that they get from the sunrays
boost them up.
So do they move to...

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The sun sails along 
So does the needle
Meninges they burn
Figuring out the riddles 

Coals into the diamond turns  
Not in a million years 
Inside a volcanic eruption burns
Igniting all the fears 

Slowly consuming the dull mind
It kills away your brain 
Halting the way you...

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One early winter morning 
A man went to the mirror
To do his morning shave
Just another shave
Like a thousand, million shaves before

As he looked into the mirror
He did not see his face
Instead he saw a stranger
Staring out at him

An old, beat up old man
With intense sad...

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I am breathless thinking of your sighs,
Your sweet whispers with twinkling eyes
No way your smile I could ever forget,
That special day when first we met.

You left me breathless hearing you say
That we were meant to meet that day,
Then, darling, I knew I would never regret
That...

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Did you say I can do it?
Not
Not in a million years
Well I am going to show you
who is in charge
Not for you only
But for million ones out there
Time to sit back and watch
with repentance 
I don't make things for no reason
Just like I don't do...

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We said goodbye two years ago today -
I'll never forget the way I felt that day.
I couldn't breathe when the door closed between us
And your taillights dimmed as you drove away.

I never thought i'd breathe the same again,
As pain took away all my wind -
And...

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The red lipstick smears across her lips;  she closes her eyes to put the eye shadow on her 
cheeks; smothered in a pale blush; she tries hard not to cry as she looks herself in the 
mirror; she walks out of the room and...

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Your brown eyes ill never forget......
All your mistakes ill forgive...
There's never enough said....
Even down to your last breath.....
Faith goes long ways....
So Ive been told....
The way are bound has held.....
The way the the hand was dealt.....
I couldn't say how sorry i am,not in a million years.......

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What's going on with me I don't even know,
 Things I deal with now is a never-ending joke,
 It's like playing a game where I'm the chaser,
 But in the end I get shot in the heart by a laser.
 
For some reason though I...

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I can feel the heat!
I know that the flame…
Still shines brightly within my beating heart!
I can feel the power!
I know that my strength…
Comes from my soul, making me stronger!

I can never lose if I have you!
You are the flame that I need!
With these burning fists,...

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I never thought that
You'd make me feel this way
I know you have to go
But I you could stay
I never thought
Not in a million years
That you could so easily
Bring me to tears
I hate what you're doing
But I love how it feels
Your kind of heartbreak
Is the kind...

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