Best Nightie Poems

I love my diaphanous nightie
It’s sexy and sheer- its quite flighty
But it’s a shocking disgrace
Scant material and lace
Cost hubby ninety-nine pounds ninety!

15th February 2015...

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I was feeling fruity last night
But my wife wasn’t in the mood
She said she was too tired
For doing anything rude

But I was still feeling fruity 
So I pleaded for her to succumb
Finally she said “ok”, 
“Pull my nightie down when you’re done”...

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Flimsy, flouncy little nightie
Which doth cling e'er so tightly
To your wibbly, wobbly ****
And your smelly hairy bits
Keeping all just out of sight
Through the hours of the night
Covering things so unsightly
Thank god for that little nightie


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Marnie’s man was tall, hairy, and burly.
What he wore sometimes made her quite surly.
“Not the pink heels and nightie!
Why must you be so flighty?
Wear the black, and I like your hair curly!” 


syllable count 10-10-7-7-10  Used howmanysyllables.com


August 28, 2020
entered in the Limerick Fun Poetry...

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A naughty knight, his maiden sought,
Had high hopes they might tie the knot.
And though they ought, or so he thought,
’Twas all for naught, disaster-fraught,
Forgot how tied her nightie knots.
She, humored not, said Gute Nacht!

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