Nightie

Flimsy, flouncy little nightie
Which doth cling e'er so tightly
To your wibbly, wobbly ****
And your smelly hairy bits
Keeping all just out of sight
Through the hours of the night
Covering things so unsightly
Thank god for that little nightie


[written many, many years ago & inspired by a poem called something like "Dear Flo". Which I think was either by Spike Milligan or Peter Cook/Dudley Moore]
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Hendricks Avatar
May 13, 2013 at 6:58 AM
lol. My fave kind of poetry, David. Nice one, my friend. :)
Sollis Avatar
May 13, 2013 at 7:19 AM
Why thank you - glad you like it.
Van Breda Avatar
May 13, 2013 at 6:24 AM
Interesting comparatives used here. I thought the nightie was going somewhere more attractive. Quirky but witty poem.
Sollis Avatar
May 13, 2013 at 6:51 AM
Thanks Kim, I'm a romantic at heart, just can' help being silly...
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