Best Mushy Poems

I'm usually known for my silly stuff
But once in a while I surprise
Drooling all over my keyboard and yours
With mushy stuff I fantasize

It's true I sometimes wear more than one hat
Contrary to what you may think
Can be sillier than the silliest damn jester
Then switch as...

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Bunches of sillies are attacking my brain
Trying to push the mushy stuff out
Gonna be a knock down drag 'em out affair
From the rooftops I wanna shout!

Have no idea which one I'm rooting for
Mushy stuff has been doing great
But you guys are clamouring for the sillies
So...

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I know you think it's cheesy, but I'm going to tell you why
I love you and I can't help swoon and almost want to cry.

I love you for the look that sets my soul ablaze.
You don't know what you took from me within that first...

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I'm left spellbound with her beauty
Speechless moments encounter each inspired attraction
Engaging our passion with mother nature
As the birds tweet familiar love songs
Smirks grow gently across her cheeks
Leaving me soundless as every smile across her face
Melts tender spots in my heart
Whispering poetic metaphors that leave me...

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My wife said write a love poem
So that's what I will do
Someone said that roses are red
Or was it violets are blue?

Oh well, you understand my meaning
You know what I'm trying to say
Your eyes are like a pickled beet
So stop looking at me that way

Your...

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Mushy the dwarf woman lived a stress-free life.
She had berries, acorns, cheeses and no strife.
Her husband introduces her as his fifth wife.
She is a master cook who wields a fine steak knife.

Mushy knew his other wives, the angry four.
They sometimes met her in the grocery...

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Compare this love,
To my favorite activities,
The " Fun and Games "
Need some clever similes.
Start off with a deck,
A 52 card hook-up,
We get shuffled around,
And our hands are held in Hold'em.
I have poured out my heart and soul...
I mean chips,
Into the pot...
Er... Relationship.
Your poker face is...

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Mushy Doggy - A Tanka Poem

Mushy Doggy my
Agreeable and Jolly 
With a funny nose
And warm personalities
I feel happy when it barks, arf!!


4/11/19...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental old slob with grey hair down to the floor...

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Time for a gushy slushy mushy lim
You ladies deserve such vigor and vim
Inspirational I is
Add Cheese Whiz
A recipe for passion and diddly-doolin'...

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     I’m a dead muse walking, stuck in a queue
        moving along slowly, spreading out too
   A worm wriggles past, looking worse for wear
    was caught in a hailstorm,...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental old slob with grey hair down to the floor...

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Real mushy down deep, can't hide it no more
Blown my cover using silly limericks galore
You've finally discovered
Limericks were a cover
For this sentimental slob with grey hair down to the floor...

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saucy smoke smirks
gulping gaunt lurch
puking punctured bitumen
blurs bleeding bountifully
filling cloud's peeper
with whooshing phlegm

taunted track clothes
fiery ferments: glows
skate speed blows

voluptuous velocity's vibe
into dances drives
sassy soles thrive

mushy thoughts merges
speed, emotions surge.
      '20:02:21:18:29...

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Dear muse, my brain 
Has gone so mushy,
Pray come take part,
Please do not refrain,
Want to write a poem
That’s gushy.

My paper white and blank,
My thoughts no spark,
My mind once was a thinking tank,
Now buried deep and dark.

Imagination crushed,
Letters prefer to hide and seek,
Words that flash by,...

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