Best Moaner Poems

scrolling 
      trolling

clicking
      tricking

to cheat
      deceit 

snitches
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(For Beloved Pets competition, submitted June 16th 2015)



Tell-tale marks from your last climb, those claw marks in the paper
removing the wall coverings better than a...

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He will make everything fabulous
Wait and see
He has a way of doing things
He knows what needs to be done first
And every step thereafter
He knows how...

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I have become a groaner
Misery and a moaner,
My body is becoming frail
My eyes are fading my face is pale.
My legs are wobbly, I wear a...

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You have an Alice band, keeps your hair in place,
Dum and Dee said you're so modern, have an interface,
long time since Terry"s tea party, we...

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I don't want to sound like no rant nor raver
But when people say to me love thy neighbour
This woman has no once of common courtesy
It's...

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No tray
Today!

‘Tiddles’
Piddles

On floor
By door

Cat shat
On mat!

Squitty
Kitty!

Owner
moaner

Cleans mess..
Distress

Cat ill
Got chill

Sees vet
Named Bret

Treats puss
No fuss

Huge bill
For Pill

Cat well
All’s swell

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Jocelyn, secretly puzzelled 
over how she could marry a man named Morely. 
Morely the moaner she secretly called him. 

As most women do, 
she understood...

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The Moaner.

Too many cooks in the kitchen they're bound to spoil the broth.
Too much soap in the bath tub it's over-run with froth.
Not enough coal...

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The sound of the light
Like shimmering grace.
Walk slowly through the night,
Marigolds and greens we've laced.

Like a shimmering grace,
Fret not your weary ways.
Marigolds and greens we've...

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Minnie was a moaner
She was always blue,
She had lost all her friends
Although she only had a few.

She moaned about the weather,
Especially when it rained.
She complained...

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I must tell you of a yarn 
About the Prince’s barn 
It sits on a hill 
Overlooking an area where there was so much kill...

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i do not have a girl, its just no im not a phoner, i do enjoy my bread, but just no im not a sconer,...

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Whenever I’m able I raid the bird table
I snap up some mealworms and go
The nearby house owner a bad tempered moaner
Berates me because I’m a...

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an economic an'a-list of things recorded
that t-rump-issed on the economic wall-street

....to play the orchestrated dis-chord movements
in 'bank-erupts foreclosure' symphonic music creations....

of a hollywood background moaner...

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