Best Moaner Poems

scrolling 
      trolling

clicking
      tricking

to cheat
      deceit 

snitches
     glitches 

lame game
     for fame 

peeving
     thieving

maybe
    they’ll...

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(For Beloved Pets competition, submitted June 16th 2015)



Tell-tale marks from your last climb, those claw marks in the paper
removing the wall coverings better than a shop bought scraper
the light pull I have had to change, the curtain cords as well
shampooed the landing carpet three times...

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He will make everything fabulous
Wait and see
He has a way of doing things
He knows what needs to be done first
And every step thereafter
He knows how to do things
Plan things and make things to come
We don’t even have to worry about the details of it
He is...

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I have become a groaner
Misery and a moaner,
My body is becoming frail
My eyes are fading my face is pale.
My legs are wobbly, I wear a brace,
Behind these wrinkles, I have a face
Not one that would launch a thousand ships
Or a mouth that kissed a thousand...

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You have an Alice band, keeps your hair in place,
Dum and Dee said you're so modern, have an interface,
long time since Terry"s tea party, we were timeless,
the Mad Hatter said: 'Poof!' Couldn't care less.

The Doormouse nudged himself awake, for Godssake.
'Can't you let me sleep, I'll...

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No tray
Today!

‘Tiddles’
Piddles

On floor
By door

Cat shat
On mat!

Squitty
Kitty!

Owner
moaner

Cleans mess..
Distress

Cat ill
Got chill

Sees vet
Named Bret

Treats puss
No fuss

Huge bill
For Pill

Cat well
All’s swell

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I don't want to sound like no rant nor raver
But when people say to me love thy neighbour
This woman has no once of common courtesy
It's like shes always there ready to pouce on me

A fussy old fart a right old cow,never a moments peace
Always she...

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Jocelyn, secretly puzzelled 
over how she could marry a man named Morely. 
Morely the moaner she secretly called him. 

As most women do, 
she understood the perversities of men 
She made leeway for their impracticality, 
their visions, their unfulfillable dreams. 

She sometimes felt life would...

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The Moaner.

Too many cooks in the kitchen they're bound to spoil the broth.
Too much soap in the bath tub it's over-run with froth.
Not enough coal on the fire it needs stoking to keep you from the cold.
Why is it you don't listen, why not do...

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Minnie was a moaner
She was always blue,
She had lost all her friends
Although she only had a few.

She moaned about the weather,
Especially when it rained.
She complained about her neighbours,
Who thought she was a pain?

She didn't like animals.
She had never owned a pet.
The price of pet food...

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The sound of the light
Like shimmering grace.
Walk slowly through the night,
Marigolds and greens we've laced.

Like a shimmering grace,
Fret not your weary ways.
Marigolds and greens we've laced,
Take time with your brand new ways.

Fret not your weary ways.
Goodness-eternal is just round the corner.
Take time with your brand...

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I must tell you of a yarn 
About the Prince’s barn 
It sits on a hill 
Overlooking an area where there was so much kill 

Today it is a place where one goes to find peace 
And think about their deceased. 
Oh yes it was...

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i do not have a girl, its just no im not a phoner, i do enjoy my bread, but just no im not a sconer, i know i like to laugh, but just no im not a stoner, im invisible to girls, but just no...

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Whenever I’m able I raid the bird table
I snap up some mealworms and go
The nearby house owner a bad tempered moaner
Berates me because I’m a crow

That snotty Rob Robin just sits there bob bobbing 
And snaffles as much as he can
He’d better stop soon he’s...

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an economic an'a-list of things recorded
that t-rump-issed on the economic wall-street

....to play the orchestrated dis-chord movements
in 'bank-erupts foreclosure' symphonic music creations....

of a hollywood background moaner and groaner opera
sounding notes of a knotty volunteer financial fall guy

living off a billion dollar bank credit card
that's now been...

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