Best Mattress Poems

MATTRESS, A BUTTRESS OF JOY

It has been measured
To the test of time
True to its form and shape
But now it has been reserved
For sometime in the future
You’ll be in use
Again and again the longings and assurance
Its intent and purpose 
Can ever resist to accommodate
Persistent urge
So elaborate...

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Branches of beans wave most predominantly in stormy weather but heavily prevalent are the many climbing chimps whose antics please the spotted cloud and cause a clap in the sky. But half a cup of mildew in a snow covered dome is neither a doorstep...

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Pool Table Felt on the Bloodstained Mattress

A quiet giggle
It’s not my stomach growling, “feed me.”
A young girl who wouldn’t love a millionaire
A stereo left on overnight
Warmed motor that melts a plastic beer cup
Teeth brushed a thousand times
A smile passed the darkness when we went to...

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Can I be your mattress
On your lovely bed
I come in varying sizes
From single To Californian King
With a choice of different fillings
For you to take your pick
When you’re feeling racy
I’m a dizzy mess
When you’re feeling sexy
I’ll add a little spring
Felling more rampant
You’ll enjoy a good jump
Fancy...

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I remember the mattress,
where you saw me asleep 
for the first time, where we held 
our breaths as friends passed my 
door, keeping our love a secret garden.
I remember the mattress,
where we lay lazily in heat, skipping work
and the outside - waiting, wanting, 
to have...

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The modern mattress 
is what makes possible
modern sleep;   
soft so I
model myself in it
like I'm to become
a plaster cast.
 What's wrong? she asks
there's something bothering you.
 The modern mattress
can hide the mite
that eats my skin
slough, lives small
excretes itch and sneezes.
 Just anomie, I...

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Back To Keeping Money Under the Mattress?

By Elton Camp

Way back before there was any FDIC
People, of banks, were leery as can be

For if your bank had to shut its door
Your money was gone forevermore

Now that banks charge a monthly fee
Many keep cash at home as...

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Mattress you sleep on
is your shallow grave
you lie there for siesta
at night when you sleep
unknowingly you rehearsal
how to die the coming times
you travel to heaven daily
and hell you visit its shores
then back to your mattress 
what a friendly grave it is!...

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SLEEP’S NOT THE MATTRESS


Sleep’s not the mattress, hard or soft.
It’s Spring with a rose sheet.
Expels her breath - a peaceful waft.
Copper eyes and smile’s sweet.

The curtain’s drawn - it’s dark.
What lovely dreams - they’re stark.
This queen, she made her mark.

In pale of darkness—
sleep’s not the...

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Mattress and roses

A great day in Cascais, sunlit and soberly warm.
We have bought a rose-coloured mattrass
easy to install, the old one was heavily loaded by
memories of a time of a healthy life.

I was thinking of getting a canary bird let it fly
inside, let out wild...

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I bet your beds comfy,
I imagine it smells of flowers and vanilla,
Or just the smell of clean,
And you have pillows,
Big soft voluptuous pillows,
And sheets,
Clean sheets.
I could sleep forever in a bed like that,
Literally forever,
And I bet you don’t even think about it,
Because it’s just a...

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Falling asleep in a Lazy Boy recliner with the TV on all night
can't sleep in the bed cause I think we are in a fight
Not sure what I did and being sorry is not enough
forgot to read the fine print in this relationship stuff

Baby, I'm...

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Old stained mattress 
in a ditch looking forlorn
cast aside without a second thought

Old stained mattress 
blown off a truck by a strong wind
or placed here by two men lugging?

Old stained mattress
shabby and streaked
I pass her daily

Wondering if she has feelings
Making up stories about her
Thinking about...

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Death Sentence far who has no mattress.
Don’t expect her to laugh: your mistress. 
Thanks to mattress for solved stress 
And for solved stress Lord God I bless!
Once we lie on arranged mattress
Our bodies against its foam press; 
With it a straight contact without dress; 
With...

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If I could climb on top of a cloud
I’d have the world’s coziest mattress
A cumulus quilt that’s softer than down
And beneath it, a silk sheet of stratus

A nimbus puff to pillow my head
With matching lenticular duvet
And perhaps I’d get an extra set
In sunset pink and...

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