Mattress

Can I be your mattress On your lovely bed I come in varying sizes From single To Californian King With a choice of different fillings For you to take your pick When you’re feeling racy I’m a dizzy mess When you’re feeling sexy I’ll add a little spring Felling more rampant You’ll enjoy a good jump Fancy a slap and tickle You could sailor in to a seaman On the waves of a water bed You won’t even notice I’m there Softly absorbing but equally well sprung I’ll be as quiet as a mouse Especially when you’re on top of me And the lights have all gone out