Best Masseur Poems

TEMPTATION'S TOUCH
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His palm soothes the ridges
Furrowed in her starlight skin
Her masseur, he replenishes
Each and every aching extremity
The chiming bells of his strokes
Ring again and again
Summoning her to his lair
Collaged in deep affinity
Her rock solid attraction
Draws her savory soul
Into a lustrous world
She's never seen nor known
A...

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I get paid driving a farm tractor
  with sideline job as chiropractor;
    I massage, soothe muscular pains,
      move circulation through your veins;

though never trained in orthopedics,
  I've got some real skills like the medics;
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I get paid driving a farm tractor
with sideline job as chiropractor.
I massage, soothe muscular pains,
move circulation through your veins.

Never trained in orthopedics.
But I've got skills of the medics.
Strained tendons, twisted ligaments,
just suit yourselves, my compliments.

I rub and press, even squeeze
your bodies, limbs and extremities.
Be yours...

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I get paid driving a huge farm tractor
with sideline job as chiropractor;
I massage and I soothe muscular pains,
move vital circulation through your veins.

Though I never trained in orthopedics,
I've got skills similar to the medics;
sprained joints, strained tendons, twisted ligaments,
just tell me where it hurts, my...

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I was your bride, stood by your side - now you have lied
I said before; lies I abhor… you told me four
Words get heated, you’d  cheated , I feel defeated
Your mum is sad and tells your dad, I’m boiling mad!
That blonde masseur - you’d...

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Here's the Good News, our world is awash, 
in wonders and beauty life cannot quash;
Like laughter and love, kind words, Turtle Doves,
Bar Mitzvahs and birthdays, baptisms and first dates,
Promotions, Grand Openings, healings and yodeling!

Still more Good News...
Our world is awash, in kisses and hands held,
Tests...

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(A village in the Khasi hills)

Sickly pine trees in tiny clusters
On balding hillocks with grey grass
Fighting harsh battle for survival
Against bronchial suffocation
Of dust storms stirred up from a ravaged road
That winds up to the village church,
Where an elderly clergyman sleeps
Every Sunday morning amidst fluctuating notes
Of...

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Didn’t you ever question your lady’s masseur,
And wonder if his intentions were pure?
His hands are so strong,
The curtains are drawn!
And he’s touching her every little contour....

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The North Pole life can be so hard.
Poor Santa longed to take a break.
His missus told him, “Off we go
to Florida. It’s for your sake!”

While he lounged by the indoor pool,
she vamoosed with a young masseur
in Santa’s car with all his cash. 
This vicious blow...

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listen you peice of rotten soul and insiduous temprement.
you died the second your lung's filled..
your's is the agenda of dark door's and damp bone's.
you make victim's of the weak and weary.
the old timer sat silently,or the young child with not a thought of tainted colour's.

quite...

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miss Leyla has a body 
that launches ships 
and carves through 
mirrored glaciers,
deep tanned to front
and rear,
I wish I was her masseur

and while I watch her 
clothes fall off,
to desk and chair, 
then to the carpet's 
ocean floor, I quickly
turn away,
she's
moved me; 

I wish she...

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Las Vegas renown Belle E. Danser
Is deathly afraid of breast cancer
She heard a masseur
Developed a cure
Best of all, the man's a free lancer!...

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As Mrs Clause poked at her Chicken Chasseur
How could such an opportunity pass her?
With the Reindeers on strike
Santa slow on his bike
Missed her appointment with her hunky Masseur

17/12/22

A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Wonder
is like Joy
except more below the waist
and less above,
said the Muse
to the Choreographer.

Awe
accompanies Wonder
and yet feels more silent bass 
and less trembling treble
cleft,
said the Choreographer
to the RightHand dominant
Composer

Joy sings
overflowing Awesome pelvic dance
more above the neck
and less wondrously below
our DarkWhole sacred chakra
of deep lusty Integrity,
said the...

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Lane
We will send you a cream,
a cream for massage use
The cream comes with a male 
He is a trained masseur
and is equipped with a big tool
He will use this on you
after massaging you
Prepared to be satisfied
In every single way...

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