Best Marshal Poems

The marshal saddled up as dawn broke over old Dodge City.
Upon town rabble and mean hombres he took no pity!
He donned his ten-gallon hat and strapped on his gun.
On his vest the marshals' badge gleamed in the rising sun!

Sheepskin chaps and fancy boots completed his...

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He is the African War General,
After his massive Digestion of Seven "JUMBO" Spliff Joints and more,
The sage wont forget to mention his Gulp-in of four pints of dark 'Wicked' Rum before 
His Very taste of a Healthy,Well-Balanced Breakfast,
His soul must be very Strong or Twice...

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You are the lip, she the nose, I the throat
old or new, none is keen on the age
to stay as one mind is a huge coat
the hurt from any stone we can manage
even if we are many for the boat
to us, Life is open for...

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Each time, he clumsily drank,
Rapidly shrank:
Increasing glasses of burning whisky
He knew was risky.
Then, twice ‘Pitiless Rum’ he tried
And up he dried
A mackerel, from head-to-tail fried!

Like a plant to soon wilt
At a stand still; did tilt…

Now, exceedingly poor,
His company forcing on a family of four,
He had...

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A cowboy, and his horse with no name,
    One day rode into town, seeking fame.
    Where he shot the town marshal,
    But it was only partial.
    Now the lawman's new horse is named...

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The points I heard them marshal
Made them Plainly Partial
And The Decidedly Racial …

Quarters intended ‘Residential’
Treated like Files Confidential;
The structures for The Influential,
Mode of rent non-sequential …

Lessors’ hearts Loveless Chambers,
Their fiery eyes Indignant Embers,
The Disfavored taking for Tennis Balls,
Their lips for undisguised name calls …

Not unlike...

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