Best Macaroni Poems

'Tis well-known that any pasta concoction will always me appease,
But I reckon my all-time favorite is plain old macaroni and cheese!
Ah! That simple but hardy fare sets my old taste buds a-twitchin',
When my spouse announces, "Honey, supper's ready!" from the kitchen!

As far as I know...

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Moist it becomes when boiled;

Mustard colored when it's 

Mixed with cheddar cheese and

Milk, this much loved dish is

Marvelous! Kids beg for

Mac and Cheese because it

Makes their taste buds happy!


April 20, 2017  for Kim Merryman's Pleiades M Poetry Contest

Note: one of my favorite comfort foods!...

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I am really, really hungry
Said old man Tony
But all that is in my cabinet
Is a box of macaroni
I hope it is not too old
Because I do not have any money
To go to the store
And get me some baloney
I would buy some from the boot-leggar
But his...

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Remember the song Yankee Doodle Dandy?
Well, now, his real name was Tony
They claim he went to town one day
And even invented macaroni

Well, I've got a story to tell you
They may be a bit of a surprise
Everything they sung about
Was nothing but a whole bunch of...

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So why'd you do this to me,
To sneeze all over my diner- to- be?
Now I'm real pissed at you,
Cause you got the flu,
And I don't know if this is cheese,
Or some yucky part of your sneeze,
And I ask you to please,
I'm beggin' on my knees,
Please...

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There’s a Barbadian dish
with flavours so rich,
pasta, cheese, spices combined:
macaroni pie 
simple yet sublime.
So scrumptious.
Good!...

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“USELESS MACARONI”


the windows to our souls are dirty
our brains are nailed to the center
of a bulls-eye
stubborn like mules
the dandelion gets a haircut

time is useless with no love
time is wasted on those
who take advantage of our love

the jack-in-the-box has a broken spring
the heartless and conniving whores
never...

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