Best Load Poems
Its Just a Load of Old BallsJen loves to go to bingo
Knows all the caller’s ‘lingo’
Her numbers come out
She gives a loud shout
Lose - she howls like a dingo
25th February 2015...
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Categories:
load, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
SWANA Zion Reich and LoadThe cradle of three of the biggest faiths
Rocked by the claim one agenda stakes
Locked and loaded and ready for war
With righteous blessings for terror and gore
Sentiments civilities and landscapes pitted
All of human decency finally outwitted
...
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Categories:
load, christian, islamic, jewish, war,
Form:
Couplet
A LoadEven the smallest ants cast long shadows
While carrying the weight of a large chunk
Inching along with food that seems shallow
Even the smallest ants cast long shadows
Weighted down and used like a wheelbarrow
Constant loads has its spirit drawn and shrunk
Even the smallest ants cast long shadows
While...
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Categories:
load, deep, nature,
Form:
Triolet
This Load I Carry I Carry Not AloneThis Load I Carry…
Along the road of life,
I carry a large load…
It feels quite heavy…
As I travel a “bumpy” road.
This load I carry is often
difficult to bear…
At times, I stumble…
And caught “unaware…”
The trials and hardships
of life… ...
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Categories:
load, dedication, depression, devotion, faith,
Form:
Rhyme
Lessen the Load We BareYou get on a train and search for a seat,
To take the pain away from your feet,
You couldn’t care less about whoever you nudge,
You find your rest and then begin to judge,
He’s a slob, they’re mad, he’s a bum, she drinks,
Shes a snob, he’s fat,...
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Categories:
load, care,
Form:
With His Six Shooter In Hand He Emptied Its LoadWith His Six Shooter In Hand He Emptied Its Load
In a whiskey glazed stupor his horse he shot
Under blue-wailing moon his heart, a broken mess
And then his emotions tossed in their sad lot
Somewhere with lost hope, his failures he did confess
But as image appears, her...
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Categories:
load, destiny, encouraging, first love,
Form:
Rhyme
Are All Sports a Load of BallsThis is not a Sports Limerick ; For Jan's Limerick Contest .
My Limerick will not mention Sports .
Either pitches , golf courses or courts .
'Cept cranky old farts
Who like playing darts
With no...
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Categories:
load, funny,
Form:
Limerick
What a Load of Bull - Word Play WarningA bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to get lost!
08/27/21...
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Categories:
load, dog, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
A Load of CodswallopOh my darling I met you on here
I will love you forever
never looking at another
you are my whole wide world.
Bah! what a load of cods wallop
dream on enjoy your fantasy
for if there's one sure thing
it will all end in tears.
Love takes time to grow
if...
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Categories:
load, allusion, fantasy,
Form:
Verse
Categories:
load, faith, hope, love,
Form:
Verse
Load Shedding In South AfricaWhen ignorance and mediocrity is on display,
fancy title and salaries become proof thereby.
The incompetence to deliver is the destruction,
implementation without visions is a foolish attraction.
What makes it very clear, when too many idiots pulling the plug,
the ship will sink, regardless the excuses by this pathetic...
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Categories:
load, 12th grade, abuse, future,
Form:
Ballade
A Crap Load of PoemsOne thousand, eight hundred and twenty-three
That's a crap load of poems I've scribed
Still got that many and a whole bunch more
You might think I silently imbibe
Don't need no joy juice to write these gems
They literally flow without ceasing
Can't keep my fingers quite limber enough
Also get...
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Categories:
load, pride,
Form:
Narrative
A Load of Old Balls - Bawdy Limerick Now a CollaborationAn old scholar called Mi Balls Hung Lo
Wished he could put his gonads on show
His poor wife got quite mad
But his daughter said “Dad…
just remember to add a big bow”
By Jan Allison
Now Hung Lo was really Gung Ho.
He had his big bow now in...
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Categories:
load, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Share the LoadSpeak words of
gentle faith and hope,
to those whose
burdens lay
heavy upon their shoulders,
weary with defeat.
Share with them
the love of Jesus,
offer them
helping hands.
Give them respite from the weight
of their heavy loads.
Be a friend
to those without friends,
be a light
in the dark.
Share your strength with the helpless,
just like Jesus...
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Categories:
load, christian, giving, love,
Form:
Shadorma
Balancing the LoadWhite socks in this pile. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Black ones over here.
I’ll hand wash my negligee;
It...
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Categories:
load, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme