Best Load Poems

Jen loves to go to bingo
Knows all the caller’s ‘lingo’
Her numbers come out
She gives a loud shout
Lose - she howls like a dingo

25th February 2015...

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The cradle of three of the biggest faiths
Rocked by the claim one agenda stakes

Locked and loaded and ready for war
With righteous blessings for terror and gore

Sentiments civilities and landscapes pitted
All of human decency finally outwitted 
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Even the smallest ants cast long shadows
While carrying the weight of a large chunk
Inching along with food that seems shallow
Even the smallest ants cast long shadows
Weighted down and used like a wheelbarrow
Constant loads has its spirit drawn and shrunk
Even the smallest ants cast long shadows
While carrying the weight of a large chunk

Sponsor: Scott Thirtyseven
Contest: Even...

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This Load I Carry…

Along the road of life, 
I carry a large load…
It feels quite heavy…  
As I travel a “bumpy” road.

This load I carry is often 
difficult to bear…
At times, I stumble…  
And caught “unaware…”

The trials and hardships
 of life…   I shall endure…
I’ll try to stay on a path 
that...

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You get on a train and search for a seat,

To take the pain away from your feet,

You couldn’t care less about whoever you nudge,

You find your rest and then begin to judge,

He’s a slob, they’re mad, he’s a bum, she drinks,

Shes a snob, he’s fat, they’re scum, he stinks,

But what if you stopped for a...

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With His Six Shooter In Hand He Emptied Its Load


In a whiskey glazed stupor his horse he shot
Under blue-wailing moon his heart, a broken mess
And then his emotions tossed in their sad lot
Somewhere with lost hope, his failures he did confess
But as image appears, her beautiful face smiles
She, kind goddess that had stolen his lonely...

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This is not a Sports Limerick ; For Jan's Limerick Contest .


My  Limerick  will not  mention  Sports .

Either pitches , golf courses  or  courts .

'Cept  cranky  old  farts

Who  like  playing  darts

With  no  fuss in a truss  of  supports .

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Sorry...

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A bull dog and shi htzu were crossed
I asked what a puppy would cost
To buy a bull-shiht
Would cost quite a bit
I told the breeder to get lost!

08/27/21...

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Oh my darling I met you on here
I will love you forever
never looking at another
you are my whole wide world.

Bah! what a load of cods wallop
dream on enjoy your fantasy
for if there's one sure thing 
it will all end in tears.

Love takes time to grow
if it is to last.
It needs nurturing
and time spent together.

What one...

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When ignorance and mediocrity is on display,
fancy title and salaries become proof thereby.
The incompetence to deliver is the destruction,
implementation without visions is a foolish attraction.
What makes it very clear, when too many idiots pulling the plug,
the ship will sink, regardless the excuses by this pathetic flog. 
Leadership has to proof itself by sincere integrity,
or democratic...

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Bills to Pay                                                    ...

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An old scholar called Mi Balls Hung Lo
Wished he could put his gonads on show
His poor wife got quite mad
But his daughter said “Dad…
just remember to add a big bow”

By Jan Allison 

Now Hung Lo was really Gung Ho.
He had his big bow now in tow.
The new goal he set
was somehow to get
little Mister Happy...

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One thousand, eight hundred and twenty-three
That's a crap load of poems I've scribed
Still got that many and a whole bunch more
You might think I silently imbibe

Don't need no joy juice to write these gems
They literally flow without ceasing
Can't keep my fingers quite limber enough
Also get a signal from my wee thing

Must pay attention when old...

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Speak words of
gentle faith and hope,
to those whose
burdens lay
heavy upon their shoulders,
weary with defeat.

Share with them
the love of Jesus,
offer them
helping hands.
Give them respite from the weight
of their heavy loads.

Be a friend
to those without friends,
be a light
in the dark.
Share your strength with the helpless,
just like Jesus did.


6/15/13  Shadorma form
For Silent One's A Poem Time forgot...

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You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap
Though female you are not a chap
A well-practiced liar
Whose pants are on fire
Your vitriol I’d love to zap

Just little things make you so ratty
You’ll spit venom, gee you’re darn catty
With a scowl and a frown
You will put good folk down
With hindsight I think you’re quite batty

Your language you need...

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