Best Lizzie Poems

(Limerick)

When Lizzie (Borden) saw what she's done
Thought to herself that was so much fun
So she whack them again
And again and again
Then laughed aloud at what...

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LIZZIE BORDEN

Poor miss Lizzie, a murderess acquitted, 
By a judgment’s ruling of her peers,
Yet command by histories theatrics.
Astound damsel, to the wealth’s elite,
A matron’s old...

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LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.

5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's...

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Who was Lizzie Van Zyl?
A small girl stands on Woodcock Bridge
Pointing at her reflection in the water.
The glint from the sun, and a cold wind,
Distorts...

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Lizzie Borden Took an Axe

By Elton Camp

Family love often will subside
When there’s property to divide
Old Andy Borden’s second wife
Came to be a cause of much...

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Lizzie King had a heart of gold / 
A hooker by trade or so we're told / 
She’d show up when the guys got paid...

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At the hour of one
The housework is done
It is time to leave the nest
A sand coloured skin
She wears to blend in
Lizzie Lizard soon is dressed


At...

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It'd been one of the most bizarre days; downright crazy
so I had a martini, maybe four, so things got kinda hazy
I fumbled in my wallet...

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This is for you, Mystic Rose,
The closest cyber encounter family tree, my spree
Harry Horsman, Sara K, summer's gone, let's haiku and play.
Achoo contest, butterflies, Parise...

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from his desk
master of the universe
lizzie at his feet



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on July 30, 2021...

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After Kindy
little kids
wait with mums
at the big kids’ school:

Chat-time,
there and back time;
big-tree shade,
dust and long leaves,
water in cages – 
shiny bubblers,
hot black play-ground,
bench-seats
low down.

Liz is...

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I feel the serenity of you
And hold myself above you
In the stillness of night
Our thoughts joined in flight
Silence holds words I speak
As we start to...

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I feel the serenity of you
And hold myself above you
In the stillness of night
Our thoughts joined in flight
Silence holds words I speak
As we start to...

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David slings a rock
Cop holsters a glock, Lizzie Borden packs an axe
Mac he packs the knife, Billy battles with a club, Tommy’s gun is a...

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"Smooth Big Cat"



He was one of those guys you just knew would be a dud. "Be nice", she said to herself.

She met him on the...

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