Best Liners Poems

As I climb my family tree, each distinct leaf touches me with life's beauty.

(written 12/7/15 for Silent One's One Liners Three Contest)...

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Battle of the Sexes??

Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.


Sight seeing

Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak


Hick up

Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.


So sew

Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.


Knothead

He drove the nail from one side of...

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ZINET**  ~  new 1-line poetry form invented by Dr Zik
(max 5 syllables)



COVID
testing 123


CABIN FEVER
travel ban


BIRTHDAY CANDLES
video party


KISSES
drive-by throws



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on July 23, 2020...

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Bikini clad babes bouncing on a beach, a VERY popular spectator sport!

09~12~15

Contest – Sport One Liners
Sponsor – Silent One...

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10.12.2015 - A-L Andresen :)
"One liners" ( 5 : Alliteration)  - 2rd place in the contest



- Do Not Forget To Enjoy Life -

- Learn, lead, lose and love - Life's lovely landscape




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09.12.15 - A-L Andresen :)
"One...

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They hit with punches and uppercuts :the crowd raging for more bloodied savagery! 


One Liners Four
Silent One's Contest
12/10/2015...

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MY ONE LINERS WILL is to STRIKE


T S U N A M I 
Jazzy flamboyant boogie wave climax, a disaster show.

D E C E P T I O N
Sugar-apple are the smiles yet to her eyes, I see lemons.

D I R T Y D A...

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Dandelion wishes take flight with a single breath, and hope is born.

12/4/2015
For Silent One's One Liner Contest...

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How ambrosial is her beauty silencing  then pulsing my night completely!



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12/14/2015
One Liners Seven:Contest of Silent One
'The Way You Look Tonight'
Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, and various artists...

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If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me, sweet lady
What an opening line that would be
Guarantees you a slap, there matey

Why is it so hard for women to find men
That are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they usually already have boyfriends
Specially...

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beautiful beaming baby barefooted to show her bashful pink toe nails!

12/10/2015

One liners five: Alliteration - Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Silent One...

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This season, I miss my family. Our MERRIEST CHATS were near the CHRISTMAS TREE.

Written Dec. 11, 2015 (anagrams in bold print)...

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I saw a thousand moons glide when I was in a deep connection with the self.



One Liners Six: Anagram Contest
Host: Silent One
12/12/2015...

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winning is so wonderful he said it's like a drug.





9th December 2015
For contest 'One liners 4', sponsor Silent One...

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"Santa Baby"

Santa baby, climb down the chimney to a waltz under the mistletoe and taffy kisses 

12/12/2015


Santa Baby! "Original Song 1953" Eartha Kitt!


Poetry Contest:One Liners 7 -  "Santa Baby"
Sponsored by: Silent One...

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