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Battle of the Sexes - one liners

Battle of the Sexes?? Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags. Sight seeing Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak Hick up Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive. So sew Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top. Knothead He drove the nail from one side of town to the other. John G. Lawless 12/10/2015 submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10 sponsor – Bev Smith

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Date: 12/11/2015 8:08:00 AM
Well done with this set of one-liners, John! You have the knack for these:) gl in the contest. // paul
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Date: 12/11/2015 7:04:00 AM
This is just marvellous John. I just love this write. Lots of Love Armand
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Date: 12/11/2015 1:17:00 AM
Oh the second one made me laugh so much - great one liners - good luck:-) hugs Jan xx
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