Best Leader Poems

why bark for oneself
when gullibility rules,
the runt of the cur
rushes to aid one’s master
rogue awaits to shuffle pack.

 © Harry J Horsman 2014...

Continue reading...

When Martians landed from outer space
They requested to meet a world leader
So Donald arrived with a smirk on his face
But soon turned green with an alien fever

The Martians decided to probe his brain
to see if they could cure his malaise
Their readings showed that he was...

Continue reading...

All the little bunnies were lined up for a race. Why, you may ask?
Because the dear old Leader Bunny was stepping down with grace.
He had led the others for years without disgrace, in all pursuits.
He was their advisor, friend, and confidant... solver of disputes.
Such a...

Continue reading...

From sagging huts up in the hills, 
We watched the tourists flash their bills. 
They piled our harvest on their plates, 
While soup and scraps were all we ate. 

The flames lick up from garbage cans, 
Burnt brown like every working man, 
Who shouts or...

Continue reading...

While driving down a country road
One dark and lonely night
My engine began to spit and sputter
From a strange and mysterious light

I saw this little green spaceman
With antennas on his head
He was standing beside my window
And this is what he said

"Take me to your leader,
Or we...

Continue reading...

Leader
Confident, assertive
Leading, aiding, helping,
Friends, admirers, haters, destroyers
Gossiping, bossing, glaring
Passive, aggressive
Follower...

Continue reading...

UFOs have been sighted in Yorkshire,
a global hotspot it appears,
witnesses, mostly sober
to the moors and up over
have regularly seen them for years.
They all give them various descriptions,
some were captured on video tapes,
as they hovered and zoomed, no jet sound
or smoke plume,
and they come in a...

Continue reading...

Will take you to my leader,
for this I'll be obliged.
Not a problem, will do that,
my leader I'll provide.

To my leader, you will go,
you are a special guest.
Am sure will make you satisfied,
you should be quite impressed.

My leader is responsible...
confident and correct,
True leaders are respectable;
so others...

Continue reading...

I can understand why Harry and Meghan
want to leave the royal fold
to get away from media abuse 
to get away from public scrutiny 

People want a life, children want freedom
yet royalty also wants respect 
fighting for the just cause of overcoming poverty,
Improving the world's environment

could...

Continue reading...

A UFO was seen blazing across the sky
 Lighting up the night as it went zooming by
 Many thought it was a plane in flames
 To the scene of the crash the emergency services came
 
 They were taken aback when they saw the alien...

Continue reading...

Whats enough?? Is the love of the people you are to serve
And govern for enough? Is  private air transport enough?
If you are of a hunting disposition? Is a case of purdeys
Enough? Some equine intrests enough?   Is a couple of luxury cars enough?...

Continue reading...

Children are leaders of tomorrow
Precious gift from God
First man, Adam was created from dust
Children were made between man and woman
Children are unique in nature
And beautiful in the sigh of their father

My mother didn't know what I will become in future
My father insisted I received a...

Continue reading...

The following is about my beloved father Albin J. Gruhn who passed away at the age of 94 years young. I Love You Dad and I am missing you so much! Robert

When Albin Gruhn got his card from the loggers union in 1934 after starting...

Continue reading...

I wonder what your thinking, in your country far away
And what on earth possesses you to threaten mine today
You allow your people to starve, munitions they are first
While daily people starve to death and many die of thirst

Your father and grandfather should have taught you...

Continue reading...

THE LATE HUMOROUS MANDELA

The late former President Nelson Mandela,
Was known as an extremely humorous fella,
A respected freedom fighter and leader,
Referred to her Majesty as Elizabeth, amusing many a reader.


ENTERED FOR EDUCATE ME WITH HUMOR – LEADER CLERIHEW POETRY CONTEST

24/1/2019

Dear fellow soup readers and judges. Having...

Continue reading...