Take Me To Your Leader

UFOs have been sighted in Yorkshire, a global hotspot it appears, witnesses, mostly sober to the moors and up over have regularly seen them for years. They all give them various descriptions, some were captured on video tapes, as they hovered and zoomed, no jet sound or smoke plume, and they come in a variety of shapes. Several saw an enormous black cylinder it slowly climbed up, then moved faster, through the clouds it went scudding like a giant black pudding could it be Bolton has it's own NASA? One arrived with three coloured lights, flashing, seems like ET had finally phoned home, as it buzzed the landscape a triangular shape, maybe from the planet Toblerone. Whatever these visual conundra, their existence must convey some meaning, I've seen them, a lot mine are little black dots and they tell me my glasses need cleaning.