Best Kruger Poems

You were there for me…of the times I was lonely…
You stood by me ..when the times I was falling…
You talk to me…when the time world hated me…
You always welcomed me…when everyone neglected me…
You waged your tail when ever you saw me…
You were my best friend...

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PU-LEEZE...Freddie Kruger
jumping out of dark closets?
Cut! Cut! That’s enough!

What is true terror?
Daylight and brightly lit rooms
Evil put to light…

‘The Shining’…Best use of special effects ever in a movie (In my humble opinion)...

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Why Danny, so cute, but elusive
Ornamental and yet unobtrusive
Preferring to stay
At the end of the day
In locations a tad more exclusive

Why Danny, you see, while there's cheese
In the pond and the voters to please
You could pop in to town
Take the M4 and down
To Devizes (one...

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our dear leader
claims he is the smartest
man in the world
a stable genius
has good words
knows more than generals
knows more than doctors
should have been a doctor
only he can fix
what ails the world
for he is the greatest
genius in the world
like his  friend the dear leader of North...

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