Whatever, Wherever, Whenever

WHATEVER, WHEREVER, WHENEVER! Imagine what goes through Our minds in one day, Perhaps millions of thoughts I would dare to say! A complex computer of Crisscross wires, Our brain surely sometimes tires! And if ever in doubt About whatever, I say, Hey Google, She comes to my aid, With answers galore, She’s centrifugal. We are so absolutely techno, More complicated our Lives than less so! I touch a button and order a pizza, A sandwich or whatever, Had this ever been the case, In years gone by from wherever? We travel to work every day And take a weekend off to relax But remember on the way, We didn’t pay our monthly tax! Arrive at destination, damn We forgot Uncle Bob’s 90th birthday Can’t phone him till tomorrow, Battery has died on the way! Oh no, he will never forgive us, To my husband I say, As I suddenly spot a leopard With his kill in a tree, hurry! We forget Uncle Bob, I know you Have you guessed where we are, At the Kruger Park, we came to relax, But it’s really far! We decide to forget everything And promise each other we will, When my husband says, I short paid the cashier at the till. Well that garage knows us well, We will pay her whenever, Incidentally, he said that last poem You wrote is rather clever. SWITCH OFF we simultaneously say , We are on holiday, Our brain needs a break Even if we think we don’t, But we both know we won’t!