Best Keep It Simple Stupid Poems
My Word DietLong poems are for the birds!
They have just too many words.
I like ‘em short and sweet,
Like something axiomatic that I can “tweet”.
Poems that appeal to people who are real,
Not some long spiel.
Long poems leave me cold.
By the time you’ve finished them you’re old!
“Keep it simple,...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, poetry, words,
Form:
Couplet
ChallengesCHALLENGES
By Edmund Siejka
He faced a challenge
That forced him to use all his abilities
But doubt clouded his judgement
Caution gave way to uncertainty.
Needing help
He recalled these words:
1. Believe in yourself
Never bend your head
...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, life,
Form:
Narrative
Y and ZGen Y and Z- one cryptic crowd!
Manage, by text, to Laugh Out Loud!
Not loud enough?! Well, there is more -
Laughing While Rolling On The Floor!
LMBO LMAO – righteously well known,
Intend to flip your tailbone!
Though both take root from the same breed,
The first one, slightly...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Golden SieveHaving mind like a sieve is not always so bad
For discernment in life is a gift
Information jams can cause a Teutonic shift.
For some, winnowing facts is a hard thing to do
Whether used for retention or letting things through
A good sieve has a value like ‘greater...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Programmer's Love Defined(Proving Once And For All Time That Love Is Not Binary)
Definition of Variables
X, PATH, JOHN, JOHNJOHN, MARSHA, MARSHAMARSHA, ALPHA, OMEGA
Initial Values
SET X=0, SET PATH = 1, SET JOHN = .5, JOHNJOHN = 1000,
MARSHA = .5, MARSHAMARSHA = 1000
Program Start:
LOVE101: LET ALPHA = JOHN +...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, love,
Form:
Blank verse
Circular ReasoningIn the vast beauty and diversity
of the reaches of the cosmos
impresses upon us all
the shear minute dust...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, baby, beauty, christian, death,
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In Victoria Secret Or Your Baggy Sweat Pants(sometimes poetry has to express itself in the simplicity of your heart. i term this type of poem as bedroom poetry. you don't need to be Byron or Shelly just a man with the woman he loves. your poem has to be as gentle as...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, romance, romantic,
Form:
Free verse
If the Day Dawns, At Last - Men's GroupIf the day dawns, at last, ‘Men’s Group’ (1) wants to address ‘loss’
(most feel in retirement), I’d jump at the chance! Let’s be fans!
I am loath to leave ‘Men’s Group,’ but moved too, to let go
(regret disappointment to members and self)! I crave free-
dom to...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, appreciation, blessing, faith, love,
Form:
Rhyme
A Kiss For PoetsThat “keep it simple, stupid” line
Is wise advice, we must opine.
What’s more, some poems make us snort,
It could read, “keep it simply short.”...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, funny, humor, humorous, poems,
Form:
Light Verse
The Kiss PrincipleThe KISS Principle!
When ‘rich’ think life’s their oyster, ‘cultured pearls’ establish worth,
and ‘folks who pray’ think heaven’s theirs because of ‘selfless’ acts,
when poverty’s a cloak saints wear to hide their tarnished souls,
and ‘men of god’ extort flocks to build monuments as proof
of creds, credulity gets...
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, faith, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Haiku How-To================
make it very short
and keep it simple, stupid
you now have haiku
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Categories:
keep it simple stupid, fun, funny, humor,
Form:
Haiku