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Best Keep It Simple Stupid Poems

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My Word Diet
Long poems are for the birds!
They have just too many words.

I like ‘em short and sweet,
Like something axiomatic that I can “tweet”.

Poems that appeal to...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, poetry, words,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Challenges
CHALLENGES

By Edmund Siejka

He faced a challenge 
That forced him to use all his abilities
But doubt clouded his judgement
Caution gave way to uncertainty.
Needing help
He recalled these...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, life,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Y and Z
Gen Y and Z- one cryptic crowd!
Manage, by text, to Laugh Out Loud!
Not loud enough?! Well, there is more -
Laughing While Rolling On The Floor!
LMBO...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Golden Sieve
Having mind like a sieve is not always so bad
For discernment in life is a gift
Information jams can cause a Teutonic shift.
For some, winnowing facts...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Programmer's Love Defined
(Proving Once And For All Time That Love Is Not Binary)

Definition of Variables 
X, PATH, JOHN, JOHNJOHN, MARSHA, MARSHAMARSHA, ALPHA, OMEGA

Initial Values
SET X=0, SET PATH...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, love,
Form: Blank verse



Circular Reasoning
In the vast beauty and diversity
                 of the reaches...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, baby, beauty, christian, death,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member In Victoria Secret Or Your Baggy Sweat Pants
(sometimes poetry has to express itself in the simplicity of your heart. i term this type of poem as bedroom poetry. you don't need to...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, romance, romantic,
Form: Free verse
A Kiss For Poets
That “keep it simple, stupid” line
Is wise advice, we must opine.
What’s more, some poems make us snort,
It could read, “keep it simply short.”...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: keep it simple stupid, funny, humor, humorous, poems,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Kiss Principle
The KISS Principle!
When ‘rich’ think life’s their oyster, ‘cultured pearls’ establish worth,
and ‘folks who pray’ think heaven’s theirs because of ‘selfless’ acts,
when poverty’s a cloak...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, faith, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If the Day Dawns, At Last - Men's Group
If the day dawns, at last, ‘Men’s Group’ (1) wants to address ‘loss’
(most feel in retirement), I’d jump at the chance! Let’s be fans!
I am...

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, appreciation, blessing, faith, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Haiku How-To
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make it very short
and keep it simple, stupid
you now have haiku

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Categories: keep it simple stupid, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Haiku

Book: Shattered Sighs