Best Juicer Poems
A Magic Adventure of Peter The Pan/AKA Peta The Fwying Pan
Peter was a fine young pan with blue eyes
Like all the other pans his age, except,
Peter could not yet pronounce 'R's'--he tried...
And 'L's'...so hard he tried. He even wept.
School had been especially hard today
Peter had been poked, teased, and made fun of
More this day than any other school day...
And the ride home took so long on the bus.
When he came through the door, his mama knew
"Why the long face? Are you hurt? Are you sick?"
"No ma'am," said Peter, "Just tiwad fwom schoow".
"Some cookies and milk may just be the trick!"
Mama said, as Peter sat down to eat.
By now, everyone was gathered around
To hear of his day--and sneak a treat.
So he told them his story...and they frowned.
"How can someone be so cruel! Makes no sense!
You are the smartest and brightest of pans!"
Said Debbie Dishwasher-- then cycle rinsed.
The rest agreed and came up with a plan.
"Okay! It's agreed!" said Bob the blender.
"You need magic!--THAT--we can render!
Charles Chalice and Gail Goblet--my dear
Bring what you have, for this magic milk shake.
Michael Magic Grill...you go get us some beer
And also get Peter a great big steak!"
Then everyone sang together with cheer:
"A parr-ty! A parr-ty! It's a parr-ty!
We are all...having...a magic--parr-ty!"
Everyone was busy, hust'ling around.
Tams the Golden Toaster was making toast.
Tex Texas Tea Pot hummed a whist'ling sound.
David Dish and Sara Spoon danced the most,
Except for Marlon Mop--he could 'get down'!
Carol Crock Pot was fixing up the Soup.
Russell Rolling Pin had rolled out a crust
For a magic pie with love from the coop.
Joann Juicer made fresh smoothies--a must!
Suddenly...a sound was heard on the stoop...
"Who could that be? It's nearly midnight!"
Said Cyndi Chandlier all bright with light.
Christopher Cutting-board called, "I'll go see!"
Vienna Vaccume said, "Not without me!"
"Wait!" Debbie Dishwasher cried from the sink.
"Let's look at more options. We need to think.
It could be someone in need of a meal...
Or, it's a burglar--come here to steal!"
"Everyone else! Quickly! Hide inside me
Until we find out who that sound might be!"
deborah burch©
5/23/2012
*****end part I...conclusion in part II
Categories:
juicer, allegory, depression, faith, family,
Form:
Personification
Ninja is the name of the new juicer I bought
The Smoothies it makes are really top notch
With all kinds of veggies
And delicious sweet berries
My body of an Adonis will make your eyeballs pop
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
juicer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There is a big difference between finding love,
and finding true love.
True love is when you walk into a room
and all you see is the one you truly love.
It's like you have became blind to everyone else.
When they say your name for the first time.
It's at that exact time
you want to hear them say your name
for the rest of your life.
Now your name takes on a new meaning.
It's at that moment your heart really starts to live.
This is the day you put your fingerprints on each others hearts.
The sunsets and sunrises take on a new meaning .
Music has a new and improved sound.
Even food has a better taste.
Steaks become much juicer.
Fruit becomes sweeter.
Sodas have more fizz
and when you look to the sky
you will see a bird winking at you.
When the two of you talk
even though room is full of people
all you hear is each other and
people's voices just fade away
like how old songs ended on the radio.
Categories:
juicer, emotions, love,
Form:
Free verse
Brain strain – A kitchen adventure
Broken ladles scattered about the new granite countertops
Veins of years gone by, prehistoric earth tremblings, spotted composites
in a vast array of colors, wickedly smooth and hard as rock (go figure)
Silverware sings like wind chimes on the tile floor,
cast aside in frantic search…long drawers, endlessly hiding that utensil,
somewhere behind the egg slicer, yellow plastic (what would I do without it?)
Meat thermometer (that sounds nasty) Tupperware tops for what?
Plastic reminders of meals past, no longer fitting their
spaghetti sauce discolored partners, in assorted sizes (used now as makeshift cat food bowls)
Pots and pans, why is it always pots and pans, never pans and pots,
hell in alphabetical order it would be, who thinks up this stuff?
And then those damn lids that never stack (handles, who needs them?)
A blender, a mixer, a dicer, a juicer, a toaster and an apple peeler. An apple peeler?
Brownie tins shaped like a labyrinth, but look at all of those corners…chewy
Not good for the diet but make the perfect Christmas gift. (much more than an apple peeler)
There it is, finally, behind a 5 lb. bag of potatoes and the old Mr. Coffee machine,
tarnished silver, at least a hundred star patterned holes, three little worthless feet…my colander
The one I use to strain my brain, removing all of the bad stuff (so the only thought left is you)
4/6/17
Written for the Go Ahead…I Dare Ya!!! poetry contest
Sponsored by John Lawless
Categories:
juicer, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Fine as wine,
Give me some
Of yuh good
Thug passion.
You got mi
Dripping wet,
From the way
You MEKE mi
Sweat.
Drive mi car,
With speed
And reve yuh
Engine, vroooom;
Vroom...
And knock knock, goes
Mi shocks,as we catch di
Seats on fire with extreme
Thunder between the
Gears.
Tick, tock boom, boom
Bang, bang baby!!!! Yuh
Ignite that nuclear bomb
And erupt mi peach juicer,
P***y cat... Meow!!!!!
Categories:
juicer, passion
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse
My bike
holds me a spot
Watermelon posters on each spike
In the month of August whilst’s scorching hot
Friends join me and we set up our man-made tent
We’ll be giving free watermelon slices all day!
Carnival rides, seed spitting contests, money well spent
Proceedings will go to the church of 'We Shall Pray'
My food truck is ready to keep ice and a juicer
Watermelon, a thirst-quenching chilled delight
Plenty of good eats from many a food vendor
Join us for a sumptuous day and night
Everyone welcome, just look for
Watermelon posters on
each spike of
My bike
Categories:
juicer, august, celebration, cool, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
My Dear Aunt Mabel, I am responding to your Annual Spring Letter
And hope you are recovering from the bloat, and feeling much better,
I wanted you to know that, with the cold, I am wearing the sweater
Since it came from England, I feel like I’m an international jet-setter!
I sliced my finger on the juicer, so now, to the doctor I am a debtor,
I am hoping that misfortune won’t cause my finger to develop a tetter
Be sure to tell me if Aunt Fay’s son, Sid, is still locked in the fetter.
Is Aunt Lula Fay’s gay nephew, well …, uh, I hear he’s a real go-getter.
Is it true, what I hear, that he works for the space program as a vettor?
Aunt Mabel, thinking it would be good if you adopted an Irish Setter….
This spring, it seems to me, is much colder and most definitely wetter.
Well, I must close. It’s late. Looking forward to your next letter.
P.S. I bought a new Bissell! A friend asks if you can teach him to whistle!
written April 16, 2022
Categories:
juicer, fun, relationship, silly,
Form:
Monorhyme
G-low in the blue sky
I-s shining sixteenth January;
G-leams above the clouds
I-ntensify the glory.
T-he Monday beacon comes,
R-ising above the horizon;
A-iming to bathe your heart,
P-ouring raindrops are gone.
S-unday shadows disappear, as you wake from slumber;
I-t's a refreshing fruit juice processed by the juicer.
Categories:
juicer, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
They fatten up the grazing cattle,
roughly milking the goats and cows
Shoveling the pigs their slop,
throwing chicken feed to the hens walking about
They do the grunt labor,
always with their mind on the feast
Puffing up people’s chest breast pride;
making them feel real special like,
like they’re Mary’s little lamb
Then sardine march them to the slaughter house
to get fleeced, flayed and canned
Your vote means a lot, this you are told —
but, your newly elected government officials
already has been bought and sold
by the profit puppeteers, human cattle barons who:
Feed the people sweet candy lies,
give them the poison pill
Feed the people falsehoods,
strychnine sugar tablets laced to kill
Let truth be a famine,
never to be digested
Burn truth in a bonfire
kindled by poisonous, flammable hatred
Unholy shepherds will make you
the guest of honor at their Baal feast
But they don’t tell you that you’re the main course,
and it’s your flesh they’re gonna eat
So very strange seeing the lost flock
being shepherded by ravenous beasts
They desire to have you as their meat
But first, they’re gonna fatten you up some more;
make you more tender, and even juicer still
Then lead you to the slaughter by your own freewill
Watch out for the ones
who come trying to feed you sweet licorice lies
Trying to give everybody the poison pill
Beware of the wicked ones
who come wearing a new Jim Jones disguise —
Giving out cyanide Kool-Aid laced to kill
Categories:
juicer, perspective, spiritual, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
River flows in desert,
Express roads in wilderness,
Bountiful harvest in exile,
Technological assignments to a master,
Make electrons flow in circuit(s).
Watery jokes in sadness,
Colourful muse in loneliness,
Faded depression inks happiness.
Yet, wisdom never relent its chase.
How circuit breakers save blue heaven!
Trances are loyal,
Than physical nature's monuments.
Logics are reasonable,
Than loyalist in temptation.
That's Lucy in the sky with diamond!
Let no right fight,
For left is at the corner.
If left keep calm real good;
Argument won't win discussion,
When cut-outs are well stationed.
Understanding to the listeners,
Knowledge to the speakers,
Wisdom to the readers,
Muse to the writers,
All works together for the best.
Categories:
juicer, 1st grade, appreciation, art,
Form:
Rhyme
in a juicer, juice
1/4 c of rhubarb
1/12 cups of strawberries
1/4 c of ripe red apple
1 cup of raspberries
1 inch of ginger root
1/4 c balsamic vinegar
simmer to allow mixture
to thicken, add one cup
of granulated sugar
and allow to cool.
one homemade pound cake
cut into about thirteen
slices, roll thin using
a rollin-pin
melt one cup of butter
paint all sides of rolled
cake, place in a preheated
320 oven for about 10-15 minutes
to allow the cakes to crisp
and become cookie like..
remove from cookie sheet and allow to cool
1/2 gallon of vanilla bean ice-cream
2 scopes in a bowl
2 cookies on each side
top with berry jam mixture
add a couple blackberries
and whipped cream to top
sprinkle some roasted
sunflower seed and serve.
Categories:
juicer, adventure, art, beauty, business,
Form:
Ballad
Worry and pain
Wind and rain
Masks and cleaners
A porch with boxes
Movies about dreamers
Still a natural anti-depressant
Above the juicer in the cabinet
Yes wine summons but more for the heart
Dark chocolate beckons
Powders, cookies and bars
And those luscious sprinkles from the stars
Categories:
juicer, food, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
scritter scitch scitter scitch
dog’s tapping down the hallway to breakfast
crinkle criggle crink
opening the cereal
whirr whirr whirr
juicer is working
hump thump bump
cat throws herself against door, reminding us to feed her
bird speak greets me
tweet peep ticky ticky ticky
slee shee slee shee caw caw
robins, cardinals, and now a crow
ra tat ra tat
woodpecker gets in on the act
ur ur ur ur oooooooohhhhhh
neighbor’s rooster
zzzz zzzz zzzz
I close the door quickly, a wasp!
Categories:
juicer, morning, sound,
Form:
Free verse
twenty five steamer clams
snouts removed and dressed
in a oval pan arrange them.
3/4 cups of clarified butter
2 tablespoons of minced garlic
1/4 cup of minced parsley
1 teaspoon of lemon zest
1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
or 1 teaspoon of hot pepper sauce
1/4 teaspoon of horseradish
1/2 cup of deep fried Speck (diced fine)
1/2 of white wine
1 Tablespoon of crown royale
1 Tablespoon of lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon of toasted sesame seeds
3 tablespoons of parmesan cheese
1 shallot diced fine
Mix well chill in refrigerator for ten minutes
use a teaspoon and top clams
in the bottom of the pan pour 1/2 of heavy cream
1 tablespoon of fish stock and 1/3 cups of sliced mushrooms
and 1/4 cups of butter
(mix on top in a sauce pan if you are serving
with toast) make the sauce
before pouring under the clams
brown silepoons of bread crumbs in butter
top each stuffed clam with a sprinkle of Toasted crumbs
in a preheated oven
bake for fifteen minutes
serve hot!
the drink ( that'll learn 'em)
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4 cups of tomato juice
1/2 cup reserved clam juice
1/2 cup of lime juice
in a juicer
juice 1 celery stalk
1 lemon
1/2 cup of cashews
10 strawberries
1 seeded jalapeno pepper
1 cored apple
mix with tomato juice
2 cups of vodka
5 cups of extra dry gin
2 cups of white grape juice
Categories:
juicer, culture, encouraging, engagement, food,
Form:
Ballad
10 boudin sausages or
14 strips of bacon (diced and sauteed brown)
2 Pheasants ready to cook
1 teaspoon of salt
3 tablespoons of dry thyme
1 teaspoon of cayenne
1/4 cup of roasted red bell peppers
1/4 cup of either diced fennel bulb or celery
1 &1/2 cups of whole mushrooms
2/3 cups of diced onions
3 Tablespoons of crushed garlic
1/4 teaspoons of nutmeg
1/4 teaspoons of mace
1 tablespoon of honey
1/4 cup of vermouth
1/4 cup of (in a juicer; juice one ginger root, 1 sweet potatoes, 1 apple and 1 cluster of grapes 1 lemon)
4 cups of vegetable stock
1 teaspoon of liquid smoke
in a hollowed pumpkin seeded and clean place the
sausage in fist and the pheasants on top
cover with vegetable's add stock and wine and sweet potatoes juice
bake for about 1 hour ten minutes or until done!
or cut the peel and cut the pumpkin and put everything in a roasting pan
cover with foil.
remove everything from the pumpkin
make a gravy with the drippings set aside
scrap the pumpkin flesh and mix into
3 cups of mashed potatoes with cream and butter.
slice the pheasant of breakdown ito parts cut sausages into slices.
remove mushrooms, peppers and onions mix with
cooked cabbage and mustard green mix(top with some store bought
pumpkin seeds)
Categories:
juicer, food, leadership, marriage, meaningful,
Form:
Bio