Best Jiggle Poems

My uncle was blessed with a belly

And like Santa, it jiggled like jelly

When he yelled, it so shook

That it echoed and took ...

All day to know just what the hell he ... hell he ... hell he ... wanted!...

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The Jiggle Pants Dance

Here’s a dance that ought to be
picked up very easily -
one that those with two left feet
can learn and never miss a beat.

The first move that you have to know
you have to do twice in a row.
Sideways step and as you go
to...

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Hiya, howdy, hey, and hello.
Juggle jams and jiggle jello.
Jumping joyfully, and jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley.

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rollicking and rowdy romping,
bouncing, bubbly butterscotch,
hilarious, howling, hot hopscotch.  

Lofty leaping, crazy creeping,
slipping, sliding, squawking, squeaking,
Care for cookies, candies, or cakes?
Such silly sounds, for...

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Mr. Jiggle

There was a gourd named Mr. Jiggle

All he could do was wiggle

Every time he bounced

He gained an ounce

So every time he jiggled

I giggled


Mocksy
(5th grade)...

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Jiggling as easy as green Jell-O,
Wiggling in front of a hardy fellow,
I am wearing my fancy pants all yellow.
Dancing my way toward calm and mellow.

Transported to another better place
I shoot myself as a rocket into outer space
If you are coming, please pick up the pace
If...

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Jiggle
I’ve noticed something yesterday
While walking with some speed
I felt a jiggle in my sides
And in my thighs, indeed!

And as I wanted to make sure
I tugged some at my dress
I felt the tightness right away
And this forced me to confess

The pizzas, ice-cream, and the cake
The wine,...

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Santa Claus took from the NON-for Profit 
" people who wish to marry fund"
to support his gift giving campgain.
Santa who doesn't eat Venision
heard that the "rights of Modern Men"
were sponsoring a Four Meat supper
to raise money for  the
" People who wish to marry fund"
he...

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Working with trainer Pauhura Muruh
He developed the "Stirru Pomb"
and the "Thrips Massa" and
"Bassa Moto's Booby trap"
He'll make chicken wing , bending
Both knees with his shinlach.
A waistlach; roll into pinning 
Position.A "Tashiaz Bow" 
Rendition of a surfboard.
Massiro Missurira the
Brazilian Judo champion.


4 # ground pork
1/4 cup of...

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I LOOKED AT HER
IN THEM TIGHT FITTEN' JEANS
LIKE WHAT I SAW
SHE WANTED TO BE SEEN
SUMBODY KNEADIN LOVE
WOULD CURSE OR SNEAR
TURN ROUND TO WATCH HER
AND COMPLIMENT FROM THE REAR
THEY MY SONG IS DIVISIVE
SUM SAY IT'S DEFINED
IT CROSSES BOUNEDRIES
YET STAY'S WITHIN THE LINES
HOW CAN I WONDER
TO WORDS...

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