Best Jerky Poems

Beef Jerky
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I love beef jerky,
and it lovely jerky taste
I gobble it up very fast
it's something I don't waste.

It's a little piece of heaven,
that I'm addicted to
we just go together
it's weird, but very true.

I could eat it everyday,
I'm a simple kinda girl
I don't need the fancy...

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There's a teacher named Gerkey.
He sells lots of jerky.
If you won't pay,
he'll send you away,
and you won't get jerky form Gerkey.
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Beef Jerky
Haiku
Written: by Tom Wright
1/17/2019

Thin cut strips of beef
Soy marinate overnight
Slow heat makes jerky
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He makes me laugh when I’m about to cry.

He is very different than I am; but that’s what makes him, him.

He makes no sense to me sometimes.   

He admits that he’s full of himself.

He doesn’t know how much I care about him. 

He...

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A Jerky Reverie

Where is the moon just now?
The light shining from the sun
appears, to have blotted it out.
The stark darkness of a motionless 
void, where atomic debris not seen,
passes
 through it, violating solid state.
Harmonious discontent, disconcertedly 
in serial fashion proceeds atonally
in a jerky reverie; weeping...

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Not an amusement park in sight 
So, we headed to the mountains 
No bumper cars, roller coasters,
Spinning cups, or dancing fountains
We diligently searched
For something to stimulate our hype
At last we spotted a
Near perpendicular metal irrigation pipe
Without a pod, a seat, or even some grease
The tube...

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First the cornbread now the turkey
his movements seemed herky-jerky
	stuff a bird
	think absurd
sounds to me a bit quirky...

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People Try to steal the best jerky
But it's guarded by Tom the Turkey
I bought that turkey to protect the jerky 
some people prefer a guard dog but tom's the best 
he's not really protecting the jerky just his nest
he has a girlfriend too he is...

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The world whirled by
  at a dizzying pace

as Herkimer watched
  from outer space

He saw it wobble
  on its axis
 
Then came up with
  a prophylaxis

When he returned
  he'd get right to work

and fix that wobble --
  "Thanks, Herk," we...

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Just because you can
Doesn’t mean you should 
I told the little engine that could

Don’t be a jerk 
Just because they are
Be an example be a star...

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Maybe more
Is it over
7 times pay back
sad story
( no **** )
life's a ****`~ sometime's
right...

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When dear old uncle Burkey
Tried to bake a whole turkey.
It didn't look good
And smells like burnt wood.
But it makes tasty jerky.

Then he sold it to Durkey
They named it Durkey Jerky
Now he lives in France
The land of romance
And those gals know he's quirky....

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murky  perky
Shirkey Berkey
eats... 
jerky  turkey

7/2/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...

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My Functional Movement Disorder
Turned me into a performer.

My body becomes jerky,
And I move quirky.

My arms  move spasmodic,
Onlookers may think I am neurotic.

But I am not foolish or silly,
This disorder will not kill me.

So if you see my jerks,
Know they are now my quirks....

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