Best Jalapeno Poems

Today for lunch I dined on some Tex-Mex cuisine,
jalapeno topped enchiladas and refried beans;
a favorite here in Texas, that can’t be denied,
but this afternoon I...

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A is for Avocado, the creamy, green nutritious fat.
B is for Berries, the fruit that keeps your tummy flat.
 
C is for Chia, most nutrient-dense...

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Sheriff Koplin has ridden East to gather a few other folks who decided to leave the city and head West, hoping to settle in Milton...

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Just when I think I've seen it 
All throughout this  land
They went and upped the anti 
On the classic can of Spam

Those with the...

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DOES HE
Does he touch you with deep cabernet dreams,
or is it all white wine passion?
does your heart race from his nearness?
is there surrender in his...

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During the depression if you got an orange in your sock
You could feel blessed and lucky, and it felt like Christmas. 
Orange tea and orange...

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Cerise fiery flames
roasted jalapeno clouds... 
crimson and scarlet


Orange sherbet clouds
dipped in creamy chocolate...
a twilight surprise


Pink lemonade skies
color cotton candy clouds...
dusk takes on a blush



(Haiku)


8/20/2015...

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After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom....

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This combination makes one hell of a snack.
For cheese, you need cheddar and Monterey jack.
There are other combinations many people know.
Spice it up will a...

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Usually a pound of ground
with black beans abound
pintos are good for your heart
cannellini start
pepper, tomatoes
green chiles
mix!
      
Jalapeno, seeded, minced
chop one...

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There once was a jokester fellow
Who switched the hot habanero 
A mild sweet banana bought
One tender succlent sought 
When orange pepper he bit bellowed

My husband...

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"I Love Jelly" is a children's song, sung to the tune of "Frere Jacques".

Bonus activity: Set up a jelly-tasting station where you prepare toast for...

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Since I'm vegan and don't eat any meat
I say I hate jalapeno peppers because of their heat
making my tongue, throat and sinuses feel like their...

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Uniform bravery blue
checked out 
before the stroke of midnight
Just as my black butt inadvertently ran into
a bullet fired by
the nervous trigger finger of officer Fife
But...

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