Best Income Tax Poems

Spending My Income Tax Refund

By Elton Camp

For one like me, who to save lacks the thrift,
An annual income tax refund seems like a gift
In other years, there’s been no reason why
That something a bit special I couldn’t buy

An otherwise unaffordable gift for my wife
Or a...

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The Income Tax Audit

By Elton Camp

Perry boasted how the IRS he so loved to cheat
But found that he should’ve been more discreet
When a neighbor notified the Internal Revenue,
The agency decided that an audit they would do

The examiner soon found Perry lived like a prince
His lifestyle...

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E-File Your Tax—Heck Yes!

By Elton Camp

It’s out with the old and in with the new
Filing income tax online is the way to do

Making a return manually I’ve always hated
But doing it online I felt a little intimidated

Complicated situations still need to see a CPA
But for...

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Income Tax Filing Time Again

By Elton Camp

It’s again time, Uncle Sam to pay
By April fifteenth is the filing day

End of January I meant to do it
I actually thought I’d hop to it

But it’s an onerous task I hate
So I continued to procrastinate

I’ll get on it...

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So You Haven’t Filed Your Income Tax Yet

By Elton Camp

You don’t want penalties cause it’s late
So why or why did you procrastinate
“I will do it for sure tomorrow,” you say
But tomorrow you wait yet another day

There is a good chance a refund is due
But until...

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Taxes oh why not 
and to do have forgot
what will be next plot...

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When Tax Season Comes


When tax season comes, I relax...
not worried cause I have my facts
along with a friend
that helps to the end...
my financial aide, Turbo Tax!

So simple, it says what to do...
just type numbers in, click review.
No big fees to pay
high-priced C P A...
sends it...

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Income tax season
Is no reason
For utter despair
Pulling your hair
Shedding a tear
Out of fear
You’ll be broke --
Like most folk!

written January 31, 2022...

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