Best In The Bag Poems

I sponsored a New Contest 
I knew that I could win
And entered it the first day 
Then several times again
When others made their entries 
I had to laugh at them
'Cause there's no way, in this world 
That they could ever win

My entry was just perfect
It...

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Hillary Has It In the Bag

To understand things often has been hard
So what is all of this about a Woman's Card
We find that causes every female to suffer
And getting through life making it tougher.

Maybe a Constitution Card we really need
Or a men's one causing them...

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as a little child whenever my mother and I went to the store
she would give me that lecture which I had to endure
"don't ask for nothing, don't touch nothing, be quiet and always stay near"
but as a child in a store this I did not...

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What's in the bag ??
Wouldn't you like to know
As I answer
You 
No...

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He claimed he had no faith
They “begged to differ”
Quoting all manner of ….

He sat one day musing
Wrestling the conundrum
Of “faith or no faith”

An old woman sat
On an adjacent bench
Crinkling a brown paper bag

They came….
Pigeons, squirrels, a chipmunk
Gathering around her

“Why do they come” he asked
“Because they...

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You once dragged five cops to my house,
bursting out laughing as I hid like a mouse,
plucked in the wings like a poisoned grouse.

You were drenched, wearing one shoe,
looking as if you fell in the stew,
tossing a shrug when you pressed on through.

I begged for a...

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A present for your mum and dad 
was one they never had 
the money that was in a bag 
that you thought you would have 

How much did you take 
that found upon their bed 
did you feel like you were great 
what went through...

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