Best Impractical Poems

I crown the missus "champ impractical joker"

Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,
she did pretend and succeed
to give yours truly a special treat
aforementioned item alluded to purchased
at Liberty Ministry thrift store

3841 Ridge Pike
(some miles further east
same road identified as Main Street)
Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426
I can show you...

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He obtains fancy chopsticks,
hardly uses them, forgets he has them.
He drapes ornamental trees 
with cheap pocket watches 
let’s the batteries run dry
hardly ever looks at them.

A suitable receptacle, a container 
or an old cigar box must be filled up
with whatever is small enough 
to be...

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