Best Impediments Poems

There once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We say,  "poon!"
Correcting his speech without doubt.


 To thin girl we constantly had to say, 
"Pull up your pants,...

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Impediment is a word,
That rhymes with Peppermint,
That is worth it's weight in gold,
If you care to push it off the page.

Learning it's meaning,
And what getting rid of it can do for you,
Is sure to impress your Boss,
And help improve your love life.

It is a word...

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Can't tie shoes. Can't read aloud. Can't memorize Latin.
IQ test, panic, shyness. 
Confidence goes missing.

Ask, and you will receive.
A corner turned. 
College, city planner, romance, graduation.

Paradise lost. War drums. 
"You are hereby ordered to report."
Many rockets fired, crashing all around.
Fear and dread. "Grab your guns."...

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