Best Ick Poems

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Pass.if.ick

while listening to the Pacific
w)aether(, (woe)ter from eyes
pool into the soul
wanting to gush, saever--

to create a great divide
between memory and heart,
forcing to un-feel

in a dumb...

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Ah, the con a tried and true dastardly, debased, 
debacle to test the metal of man.
A contextual contrib to the categorization
for rat-ICK-al political fans.
Simply put,...

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There are many poets on Poetry Soup
Deb’s limerick contest has thrown for a loop
Try as they might
They can’t write it right
To Deb it comes out...

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On the Sixth Day

On the sixth day God created the animals
Oh what fun creating the animals;
Rolled up each sleeve to create all the animals
On the...

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When I was a child in the streets of Los Angeles you would sized up groups approaching by watching the movements they made.

I remember this...

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KEEPING IT REAL

Money, money, money coming when it comes.
No need for me to desire what I want.
Grey is my life of enjoyment,
I am going out...

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Jack and John
went up the hill
to make us all a'giggle
They won't calm down
and when they clown
Our bellies are a'jiggle

A lim-er-ick
will do the trick
to get us...

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Kept in the fridges of
kitchens of my land, the
King of Condiments is
Known to enhance french fries!
Kids at heart love it, so
Kick off your morning with
Ketchup...

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SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!

The voices in my head argue forth and back
they make me tired afraid of an attack but…
I can’t sleep ‘cause the clowns...

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Behind the fence, not there to play, two junkyard dogs are on the prey
Engines scrapped, and fenders bent, and shattered glass now pays the rent
Heavy...

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She leans over her grave and weeps,
the trees beneath the barren hills bow their heads, 
as the raving winds bellow through the arcade of bushes...

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The way to cook up a good Limerick
Is to add the right words, then simmer it
But if it begets raunch
That’s unfit for your paunch
Then I...

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how many people in your life that have been murdered?
probably none
my grandfather was a war herp
coma tosed
to have his wife a cripple
so i could run...

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Sandra was ready to PLAY
but she told me to go far AWAY
A beauty school QUEEN
would be embarrassed to be SEEN

"You're just not my type,Rodger...if ya...

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Limerick : Once a Little Girl, a lovely Chick

Once a Little Girl, a lovely Chick
Was warned not to play with her friend’s ?ick
In time ?ick...

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All these muffled mumble mouths are farting gas,
with a less complex range than an enslaved ahss,
inspiration sadly discarded as they spas,
the rap I grew up...

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F-ailure is the mother of success, 
R-emain not in dismay; 
O-n the twenty-fifth of August, 
S-tart not to go
A-stray.

P-ick up the broken pieces
O-r the scattered...

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In Other Words

By Elton Camp

Euphemisms verbally avert our eyes
Thus, the unbearable truth disguise 

Unpleasant facts from selves to keep
I had my faithful dog “put to...

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~CLOSE Encounter~

"AIEeeeeeeeeeee...."
"What? What are you yelping about?"
"Get off my foot, man!
You big dumbbell!"
"Boo-hoo, hooooo,
Cry, baby, cry! It's
only my foot on yours!"
"Yeah, but a BIG FOOT!
Like...

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Spray fertile soil with citrus sun.                   ...

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sour pickles make me sick
all it takes is just one lick
dare, not truth, is what I pick
now I fear I will feel ick

to ease the...

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now what can i say the ish 
this girl tells me alot i can relate to 
cuz shes the one that feels me
that fool mr...

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There was a lady called Dietr ich
Who had a go at writing a limer ick
She put in a count
But could not account 
For the syllables...

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underwater mysteries lye dormant
underwater frequencies run ramped 
flippy grey floppy over currents and waves
floating boats poach and boast the most
flippy floppy tides sway coast to...

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please don't break the lil bird's wing
with your contagious suffering

cocaine, heroin and caffeine you avoid
just nasty thoughts to fill each void

a great giant hole once...

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