Fickle Fickle - For Every Man In a Pickle

WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....WOMEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, GIRLS, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!)

Fickle Fickle - For Every Man in a Pickle 


Fickle fickle…. Broads are fickle
Get a man into a pickle
Sweet talk sweet talk…. Yes they tickle
Treat us lower than a nickle

Chat up chat up does belie
Gives us bites of ego pie

Flirty flirty… grows the storm
Disappears like the norm

Riding riding is her wave
Naughty naughty to her grave

Touch up touch up where she can
Making sure that he’s a man 

Swish and sway, what a sight
Thinking she is dynamite

Tries to see how far he’ll go
Gets to third base, she says no

Fickle fickle, fizzle…. Strop
Mess with me, I’ll make you stop.

In Response to Auntie Eileen Ghali
For her Fickle Fickle poem
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013


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Date: 7/30/2023 2:50:00 AM
I hope you're not in a permanent pickle MR Richard D Seal. Just a sign of life, please.
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Date: 11/13/2013 2:10:00 PM
:)
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Date: 9/2/2013 4:41:00 PM
Mr Seal....if you wish NOT to wind up in a pickle, kindly respond to your soup mail!!! I Do thank you! Miss Pickler!!! BTW....you really did piggy back off my write with minimal changes...Awwwww...you wish to bask in my glory! I CAN share with you!
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Date: 8/12/2013 6:22:00 PM
Well I'm smiling and off to read Eileen's poem....:-) thanks for making my evening fun Richard
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Richard D Seal
Date: 8/12/2013 7:14:00 PM
My pleasure Donna
Date: 8/1/2013 1:35:00 AM
it fizzled. . . no? enjoyed it
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Richard D Seal
Date: 8/1/2013 6:51:00 PM
Thank you Danesh. Pleased you did
Date: 7/31/2013 8:15:00 PM
Hmmmm... what a response
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Richard D Seal
Date: 8/1/2013 1:28:00 AM
LOL... I have no idea what to make of this comment? !!!!
Date: 7/30/2013 6:51:00 AM
Very clever and enjoyable to read. Excellent :)
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/30/2013 6:50:00 PM
I give the credit to Eileen for the inspiration on this one Karen. Hope you read hers, it is funny. Thanks for your comment
Date: 7/29/2013 6:14:00 PM
This is weird I posted a comment earlier and it has dissapeared. I had said this is Picklelicious, I figured if Eillen can invent a new word why not me? Thanks for all the time you took to read some of my poems today, it is most appreciated. I get a kik out of reading your comments.
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/30/2013 6:47:00 PM
WOW so many new words floating around, I think we start our own dictionary. Picklelicious, yes that works for me. Thanks for the visit Rick.
Date: 7/26/2013 1:12:00 PM
Fickle, fickle. diddle e dee. Great poem. made me laugh. Thanks for sharing..... Lucilla
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/28/2013 6:52:00 AM
Diddle e dee Lucy, pleased it gave you a laugh. I enjoyed your diddling too
Date: 7/26/2013 12:18:00 AM
this is awesome. I love reading fun poems like this one. Reminds me some day I should post my Glad I'm a Woman poem!!
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Richard D Seal
Date: 8/15/2013 1:37:00 PM
Why not today Petal
Date: 7/25/2013 9:27:00 PM
lol, now I have the word FICKLE, fiddling my mind... :-).... PD
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/28/2013 6:48:00 AM
Fiddle away my Sweet Dark Friend, fiddle away lol
Date: 7/25/2013 9:26:00 PM
well this is very entertaining. Richard, love the wild imagination. always a pleasure in reading your poems. a little crazy, and awesome... thank you for always enjoying and keeping all your good friends close... love...LINDA
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/28/2013 6:47:00 AM
Crazy and awesome, well, crazy maybe lol, we should always look after our friends, they are our joy in life and ups and downs :):)
Date: 7/25/2013 9:17:00 PM
Mr Seal....You got Auntie on this one...I'm speechless! ;) Oh dear oh dear...that poem really got to you, eh????? Well, you showed us, didn't ya! Now...don't you go and make me write another one that is untoppable! (yea...just coined a new word! ;) Hugs...you deserve them for this write! Auntie is proud of you! Desert Orchid blushes...
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 7/29/2013 2:01:00 PM
Well, Mr Seal....making you happy is what I do best, eh?
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/28/2013 6:44:00 AM
Speechless eh, That'll be the day lol, you've written enough untoppable so just carry on doing that and Mr Seal will be happy
Date: 7/25/2013 6:38:00 PM
hahaha. You two crack me up. Flirty, flirty? Ooooh-la-la. Hilarious, Richard. Licia :-)
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Richard D Seal
Date: 7/28/2013 6:41:00 AM
I couldn't let her get away with that Licia lol
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