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Fickle Fickle- For Every Woman In a Pickle

WARNING: The following poem is a figment of the author's imagination and deals with fictional characters.....MEN! ;) (THIS IS FOR FUN, MEN, SO DON'T GO AND GET ALL HUFFY AND PUFFY ON ME!)

Fickle fickle…men are fickle
Get the women in a pickle
Sweet talk sweet talk…how they tickle
Treat a treasure like a nickle

Chat up chat up and then lie
Sugared bites of ego pie

Flirty flirty….brew a storm
Dissipate then like the norm

Riding riding on her wave
Naughty naughty to the grave

Feel up feel up where he can
Make her think that he's a….MAN

Swagger swagger, what a sight!
Thinking he's got dynamite

Tries to see how far he'll get
Up to third base is his bet

Fickle fickle, fizzle….pop
Mess with me, I’ll make you drop!

Eileen Manassian Ghali

Never was good at humor! This is as good as it gets with me!

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Donna Jones Date: 8/12/2013 6:29:00 PM Haha...just read Richard's response to this so had to POP over and check this out....you two made my night....thanks..:-) Login to Reply

Jon A Cavanaugh Date: 8/2/2013 10:46:00 PM What a wonderfully witty poem. I can identify with this poem even though I'm at the age where getting lucky means making it to the bathroom without having an accident. You did a great job on this poem. It's a wonderful jab. Bravo! Login to Reply

John Posey Date: 7/28/2013 10:27:00 AM Utter, or is it udder, confusion reigns... Don't have a clue what you're talkin' about... But it is a great little poem.... hugs, darlin'...... Jake Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/29/2013 7:27:00 AM Well, I guess that means that you are not this kind of man! Great news that is! :) Hugs!

Richard Ferry Date: 7/27/2013 12:19:00 AM This poem is a grandslam Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/29/2013 7:27:00 AM WOW! What an awesome comment! :) THANKS!

Richard D Seal Date: 7/26/2013 1:31:00 AM I read this last night and went straight into redressing the man/woman balance of power and forgot to leave a comment lol. This is so funny Eileen, I'm still wondering what it is you'll make us drop lol. Great write, you should do more funnies. Take care, Richard Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/29/2013 7:26:00 AM You just couldn't wait to get back at me, could you! You naughty naughty boy!!!!

Delysia Hendricks Date: 7/25/2013 6:36:00 PM hahahaha. I was laughing all the way and still as I'm typing this comment. Hilarious, girlfriend. LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT. Hugs, Licia :-) Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 8:50:00 PM HA HA HA HA HA! Yes...my humorous side rarely sees the light, but now and then, it begs for expression. ;) Glad this didn't fall flat like all my jokes do! I'm hopeless...Romance, passion, a touch of spirituality....my best genres. Thanks for reading and loving and posting and just...being YOU!

Jack Ellison Date: 7/25/2013 3:02:00 PM LOVE IT! Fun, fun, fun! LOL Hugs and much love, The Jakester! xoxoxox Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 8:51:00 PM Jakester....you are a sweetie pie! :) Thanks for the visit! HUGS HUGS HUGS!

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/25/2013 11:26:00 AM delightful and so much fun! Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 11:30:00 AM ;) Was going to fun! Glad it came across!

Poet Tacito Date: 7/25/2013 9:03:00 AM This was amusing & charming. I certainly can't get offended when I know I don't do most of the things you list. Most. ;-) Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 10:58:00 AM :) Awwwwwww....a real gentleman! Lovely! Now...the ones that you have a hard time with? ;)

Sean L Sanders Date: 7/25/2013 8:56:00 AM This isn't funny but very true I thought this poem flowed so well that I started smiling because I was amused. Excellent poem poet Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 10:58:00 AM :) Well, I'm glad it brought a smile! Thank you for your kind comments.

Richard Lamoureux Date: 7/25/2013 8:24:00 AM I like that line as well? First base, second base, third base heading for home. You can't blame a guy for trying. Good one Eileen! Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 11:01:00 AM Bet you are a good baseball player, Richard! Sorry....this comment just begged for a tease! Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 10:59:00 AM CHEERS! Home run! :) Always fun! No...can't blame a guy for trying....It's in their nature. Can't blame a guy for trying, but for lying....yes! Me being a smarty pants!

Heather Ober Date: 7/25/2013 8:07:00 AM Hahaha instant fave for me! "Feel up feel up where he can / Make her think that he's a….MAN" - Best line ever. Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 11:02:00 AM What more could I ask for? An instant fave from the beautiful, talented, and witty Heather Ober! YIPEEEEE!!!!

Russell Sivey Date: 7/25/2013 5:59:00 AM This write is quite humorous, I don't see how anyone would take this offensively, this is done in good spirits my friend! I truly enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this morning! What a brilliant piece, Great Work!! Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 11:02:00 AM Glad to know that it was taken in good spirits...I was being a tease! :)

Charmaine Chircop Date: 7/25/2013 5:41:00 AM Ayayayay.And they blame it on Eve who gave the apple to Adam.Hmmm.Got me smiling sweet lady fickle fickle..hehe : ) I wonder what guys are gonna comment on this...: ) Login to Reply Eileen Manassian Date: 7/25/2013 11:03:00 AM I know, right? CRAZY these men! HA HA HA HA! Oh well....it's an issue of can't life with them.....can't live without them! :)