Charlie's Old Bar

Charlie’s got an old bar outside of town.
It’s pretty seedy and plenty run down.
Characters who don’t lightly suffer fools
go there to drink whisky and to shoot pool.

Some huffy stuffy ladies from up-town
decided one day they’d shut Charlie’s down.
On a crusade, they made it their mission.
All ‘round town they paraded petitions.

Didn’t like the cartoon-graffitied walls
or the limericks written on the stalls.
They said Charlie’s scarred their town’s pretty face, 
called it a blight on the whole human race.

Charlie and friends put their heads together.
They called in Ben, the college professor.
A curious plan began to unfold
as they recalled the legends they'd been told.

The prof walked around.  He nodded and "aw"ed
read the walls, and he’d guffaw and applaud.
"Charlie," he said, "think I know what to do
to save our dear bar and make you rich, too!"

He said, “Good man, this place is a gold mine!
Thanks to Andy Warhol and Gertrude Stein!
Except for this 'Careen? Abdul Jabbar’—
Your walls have been graced by many a star!”

“Historical” says the placard outside.
Now, the uppity biddies point with pride.
It all worked out fine.  Charlie's got his friends,
his whisky and pool, and plenty to spend.

11/29/2018
Charlie's Cartoon Characters Curiously Careen and Crusade Poetry Contest
Sponsor:  Caren Kutsinger
~a first place
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Proxenos Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 6:58 AM
A clever man indeed was the College Professor - from a local bar to a 1st class money spinner! Of course the huffy, puffy, stuffy ladies were now proud! A wonderful Christmas P.S. to you and yours. Jennifer.
Awtry Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 7:38 AM
Thank you Jennifer! Merry Christmas to you, too! :)
Allison Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 2:24 AM
so creative PS I love your clever story especially the added value of the limericks and graffitti on the walls by famous people:-) hugs Jan xx
Awtry Avatar
December 17, 2018 at 6:39 AM
thank you, Jan :)
Gauthier Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 9:58 PM
Well done, PS. Congrats on your well deserved win.
Awtry Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 10:35 PM
Thank you, Line. I had a lot of fun writing it.
Marcum Wong Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 1:35 PM
This was incredibly inventive and creative P.S. Congratulations on your first placement! : )
Awtry Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 2:14 PM
Thank you, Connie :)
Toney Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 9:57 AM
P.S., congratulations on your first place win! Charlie has friends in high places :) Great story. ~Mark
Awtry Avatar
December 16, 2018 at 2:14 PM
Thank you, Mark :)
Dietrich Avatar
December 5, 2018 at 5:27 PM
Way to do the challenge, PS. I can see you put your thinking hat on!
Awtry Avatar
December 5, 2018 at 9:34 PM
Thank you Andrea. It was fun :)
La France Avatar
December 4, 2018 at 2:36 PM
PS, a wonderful poem for the contest, you used those words perfectly and hope you will be rewarded for your great writing ~
Awtry Avatar
December 4, 2018 at 3:25 PM
Ty
Messina Avatar
December 2, 2018 at 7:52 AM
This is amazing and a fun gem to read, P.S., I will not be surprised to see this one at the top of the winner's list...Best of luck in the contest...Charlie :)
Awtry Avatar
December 2, 2018 at 9:12 AM
Thank you, Charlie. It was fun to write. I’m so glad you enjoyed it.
De Beaulieu Avatar
November 30, 2018 at 6:50 PM
Hello P.S. Awtry, I like this poem it has a happy ending. Have a nice evening my friend.
Awtry Avatar
November 30, 2018 at 9:43 PM
Thank you, Darlene! So glad you liked it.
Fairchild Avatar
November 30, 2018 at 3:00 PM
I LOVED the narrative, the way you were able to imagine this little hole-in-the-wall dive into a great menagerie of testimonials by famous people. Thank you!
Awtry Avatar
November 30, 2018 at 3:34 PM
Thank you, Andrew. So glad you enjoyed it :)
Rushing Avatar
November 29, 2018 at 10:24 PM
Great poem, good luck in the contest.
Awtry Avatar
November 29, 2018 at 11:25 PM
Thx Wren :)
Cunningham Avatar
November 29, 2018 at 4:04 PM
Well written P.S. Enjoyed the story. Good luck. Tom.
Awtry Avatar
November 29, 2018 at 4:44 PM
thank you, Tom for the visit and encouragement :)
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