Charlie's Old Bar

Charlie’s got an old bar outside of town. It’s pretty seedy and plenty run down. Characters who don’t lightly suffer fools go there to drink whisky and to shoot pool. Some huffy stuffy ladies from up-town decided one day they’d shut Charlie’s down. On a crusade, they made it their mission. All ‘round town they paraded petitions. Didn’t like the cartoon-graffitied walls or the limericks written on the stalls. They said Charlie’s scarred their town’s pretty face, called it a blight on the whole human race. Charlie and friends put their heads together. They called in Ben, the college professor. A curious plan began to unfold as they recalled the legends they'd been told. The prof walked around. He nodded and "aw"ed read the walls, and he’d guffaw and applaud. "Charlie," he said, "think I know what to do to save our dear bar and make you rich, too!" He said, “Good man, this place is a gold mine! Thanks to Andy Warhol and Gertrude Stein! Except for this 'Careen? Abdul Jabbar’— Your walls have been graced by many a star!” “Historical” says the placard outside. Now, the uppity biddies point with pride. It all worked out fine. Charlie's got his friends, his whisky and pool, and plenty to spend. 11/29/2018 Charlie's Cartoon Characters Curiously Careen and Crusade Poetry Contest Sponsor: Caren Kutsinger ~a first place