Best Hostesses Poems

The Mojo Trick
Loch David Crane
June 1979

Sweat-sticky and hot! The P. I. is not
	a comfortable place to be;
but sit here and perspire (as though by the...

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Christmas

           A zure Sky rejoiced and glanced on Green Earth.
     ...

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American Born Congressmen
Drive Enviable Farrari's-
German Hostesses Inherit Jeeps!
Kentuckians
Lease
Mules
Nightly,
Offending Police!
Quiet Republicans Seem Troubled;
Unless
Vacationing Women Xylophonists,
Yodel
Zippingly!...

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Today I managed to sneak into the realm of time
Twenty years ahead to the dream I hoped to realise
And yes, it really did come to...

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In The Throes of Love


Amjilttai Gerlelt: at least she spoke kind!
We talked of many people using kind words
to speak describe the hostesses
gratitude and appreciation. Some...

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I've seen Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson 
In a bar room near my dorm on one foggy afternoon
Dr. Watson was singing, Holmes was...

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I smell the tar burning in the heat-wave
The cigarette almost lit itself
Spontaneous combustion pirouetting 
Into stacks of smoke, rising steam
From the pavement like breath in...

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How can so much beauty go unnoticed set plainly before our eyes
While no beauty amongst man’s creations can equally compare?
Mother Nature at her best provides...

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Coming back home on a repatriation flight

Overwhelmed by the shield and double masks blurring my sight

Making my way home to escape the blight

I could not...

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Where have all the ladies gone?

They exchanged their dresses for suits and jeans
and cut off their hair to be more like men.

(But we're not men,...

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Eternal dance of goddesses,
Fairies and divine hostesses;
Milky Way and the entire space,
All that heaven and earth embrace;
Orchids that evince enchantment,
Butterflies in pure detachment;
Beasts wild and...

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Moved out to the country, isolated and without a car, I don’t know what I would have done without my new friends Mrs. Juhas and...

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