Best Hostesses Poems

The Mojo Trick
Loch David Crane
June 1979

Sweat-sticky and hot! The P. I. is not
	a comfortable place to be;
but sit here and perspire (as though by the fire)
	and I'll tell a tale to thee.

I was coming alive in a Philippine dive
	after Mojo and San Miguels;
 the raging...

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Christmas

           A zure Sky rejoiced and glanced on Green Earth.
           B ethlehem Star glistened, glittered on Jesus’s birth.
       ...

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American Born Congressmen
Drive Enviable Farrari's-
German Hostesses Inherit Jeeps!
Kentuckians
Lease
Mules
Nightly,
Offending Police!
Quiet Republicans Seem Troubled;
Unless
Vacationing Women Xylophonists,
Yodel
Zippingly!...

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Today I managed to sneak into the realm of time
Twenty years ahead to the dream I hoped to realise
And yes, it really did come to life
 	~~~ 	~~~	~~~
I look up at the wall for the signs I hung
When I was merely twenty four
Now here I...

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I've seen Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Watson 
In a bar room near my dorm on one foggy afternoon
Dr. Watson was singing, Holmes was playing the bassoon 
When a loud voice was heard that sparked a commotion 

"A guy was poisoned! A guy was...

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I smell the tar burning in the heat-wave
The cigarette almost lit itself
Spontaneous combustion pirouetting 
Into stacks of smoke, rising steam
From the pavement like breath in winter
Travelling with half a name, on the road again

The crowds of people like flocking birds
Almost devil-red in colour 
Meaningless mumbles,...

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In The Throes of Love


Amjilttai Gerlelt: at least she spoke kind!
We talked of many people using kind words
to speak describe the hostesses
gratitude and appreciation. Some habits draw
the attentions of others leading to ways to
pry and seperate. Cause ones defeat either
thru male masculinity or feminine superiorty.
"Even...

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Moved out to the country, isolated and without a car, I don’t know what I would have done without my new friends Mrs. Juhas and Mrs. Gatien. They forced me to call them by their first names, it only became easier once the friendship deepened....

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Coming back home on a repatriation flight

Overwhelmed by the shield and double masks blurring my sight

Making my way home to escape the blight

I could not wait to feel the warmth of my tropical sunlight

Never was I so happy as when we landed on the site

Glad...

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How can so much beauty go unnoticed set plainly before our eyes
While no beauty amongst man’s creations can equally compare?
Mother Nature at her best provides constantly, serenity for the soul 
On this arduous journey undertaken, all weary souls yearn for rest 
They thirst for a...

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Where have all the ladies gone?

They exchanged their dresses for suits and jeans
and cut off their hair to be more like men.

(But we're not men, nor meant to be them;
being manly isn't "freedom".)

Where have all the ladies gone?

They traded their gentility
for boyish masculinity.

(But gentle grace...

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Eternal dance of goddesses,
Fairies and divine hostesses;
Milky Way and the entire space,
All that heaven and earth embrace;
Orchids that evince enchantment,
Butterflies in pure detachment;
Beasts wild and tame in unison,
Birds in their migration mission;
Creatures within oceans and seas,
Shores of tranquility and peace;
Weather transitions; season-shifts,
Rhythmic gifts; erroneous rifts...
All...

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