Best Hoover Poems
Below are the all-time best Hoover poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hoover poems written by PoetrySoup members
Hoover HavocThere once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off...
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Categories:
hoover, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
J Edgar Hoover
J Edgar Hoover
abusing his powers
maneuvered to cover
Big Brother's behavior !
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5/30/15 For Contest: Cleri-Who?"
Sponsored by Kim Merryman
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Categories:
hoover, celebrity, people,
Form:
Clerihew
The Old House on Hoover Street
~THE OLD HOUSE ON HOOVER STREET~
There it sat empty and sad
Windows shattered and the bottom one boarded up
There it sat helpless and alone
No one there...
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Categories:
hoover, absence, eulogy, poverty,
Form:
Elegy
HI YO, HOOVER, AWAY!Once a witch with a wart on her nose,
And with runners in her pantyhose,
Went and traded her broom
For a Hoover vacuum.
Where she hoovered to, nobody...
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Categories:
hoover, children, funny, seasons,
Form:
Limerick
Zolar the Inet God(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...
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Categories:
hoover, abuse, addiction, anti bullying, betrayal, bullying,
Form:
Quatrain
THE MISTRESS OF MIRTHThe mistress of mirth it’s who I am
In reality I am simply Jan
I’ll try and give you laughs
About my silly gaffes
And entertain as much...
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Categories:
hoover, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Man Flu
“Darlig, by dose is still ruddig,
ad by tubby is poorly as well,
by head is id paid
ab i'b also afraid that by throat
is dow burdig...
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Categories:
hoover, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Big long German wordsBig long German words are such a banquet for the ears,
They’re scary on the page, but please, just set aside your fears!
For like those German...
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Categories:
hoover, fun, funny, humor, humorous, language,
Form:
Rhyme
Not Sleeping Just Resting my EyesNot Sleeping Just Resting my Eyes
Quite often I find myself ruminating,
Pondering the meaning of life.
Questioning my very existence,
Wake up old fool shouts my wife.
Daydreaming...
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Categories:
hoover, love, marriage, memory, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme
The Great DepressionThe Great Depression began around 1930 and it was world wide.
It was so bad that about forty thousand people committed suicide.
It began when the Stock...
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Categories:
hoover, grandmother, october, poverty,
Form:
Rhyme
If history was food part 3
Wg Said the GRACE
And Robbie BURNS the BACON,
And Thomas ask for MORE
Mr KIPLING baked the cakes
And Jude laid down the law
And Lionel MESSI had...
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Categories:
hoover, art, child, childhood, gender, history, mythology,
Form:
Rhyme
My cunning planMy mother was spring cleaning
So I needed a reason to escape
I have got a devilish mind
and my cunning plan is taking shape.
The...
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Categories:
hoover, funny,
Form:
Verse
HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP I've lost my KnickersLast night our kitchen light stopped working
It was intermittent all flashing and jerking
A replacement one was quickly needed
There was one on the shelves – our...
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Categories:
hoover, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Roaring TwentiesRoaring Twenties
Nostalgia and age like bacon and eggs,
With coffee and orange juice to drink;
And toast on the side for breakfast
And in-between, a memory to rethink.
Begin...
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Categories:
hoover, america, culture, education, history, perspective, society,
Form:
Quatrain
The Ballad of Raphael
by: Acquah Vicki
Raphael:( A BALLAD )
The name rolled off of his tongue so gaily,
He seemed to be fulfilled by just saying
" RAH...
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Categories:
hoover, emotions, feelings, grief, love hurts,
Form:
Ballad
My Old Fashioned Brain Might Explode
Hard to tell with the movies these days
What's real and really what's not
It's totally amazing what they now can do
Yesteryear it was always the plot
For...
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Categories:
hoover, age, angst,
Form:
Narrative
Presidents' DaySchools are closed, there is no mail
And stores hold special sales.
To honor our first president,
That’s what this day entails.
Though technically, our 16th prez
Is celebrated, too.
To...
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Categories:
hoover, presidents day,
Form:
Rhyme
Be Human For A DayThe World has been playing a game
Oh what a shame
The world has been playing a game
This is insane
Leaders come and leaders go
Leaving me to continue...
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Categories:
hoover, america, business, character, corruption, crush, desire,
Form:
Free verse
Your Heaven Part 5 of Sweet HoneyWednesday morning
October 28, 2015
9:19 a.m.
Kansas City, Mo
Stephen Becker pen name Brian Stoaks
...
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Categories:
hoover, sexy,
Form:
Cinquain
Trails Old & NewFrom the Black Hills to the prairies,
he sighed as his eyes turned hard & dark
That was the path of the Buffalo,
His finger traced a wide...
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Categories:
hoover, cowboy-western, introspection, life, nostalgia, on work
Form:
Cowboy
Marsha
the story of Marsha never told
as what to hold of a soul of a trans
found in the hudson river floating the flotsam of scum
She was...
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Categories:
hoover, destiny,
Form:
Free verse
Bag WhoresBag Whores to my left. Bag Whores to my right.
Bag Whores beating at my door, morning, noon and night. They know you got...
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Categories:
hoover, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Las Vegas BabyWe went to Las Vegas for the very first time,
My husband, father in law, and I all partners in crime.
Each of us brought $500 to...
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Categories:
hoover, adventure, fun, vacation,
Form:
Narrative
Government EyesWritten years before surveillance on a colossal scale was exposed in the USA in June 2013, but supposedly not abused!!
Surveillance, by the government
No oversight
Somewhere, somehow...
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Categories:
hoover, political,
Form:
Blank verse
When I say What I really mean
Oh Mother-in-Law. Oh Mother-in-Law,
I hope you will stay, just like before;
but Mother-in-Law, dear Mother-in-Law,
I’ve introduced rules you mustn’t ignore.
Now Mother-in-Law, oh Mother-in-Law,
our breakfast is breakfast,...
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Categories:
hoover, mother,
Form:
Verse