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Best Hoover Poems

Below are the all-time best Hoover poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hoover poems written by PoetrySoup members

Hoover Havoc
There once was a witch in Vancouver
Who traded her broom for a hoover.
She encountered a glitch
When she turned on the switch
'Cause the hoover took off...

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Categories: hoover, fantasy, funny,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member J Edgar Hoover
J Edgar Hoover

abusing his powers

maneuvered to cover

Big Brother's behavior !

5/30/15  For Contest: Cleri-Who?"
Sponsored by Kim Merryman

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Categories: hoover, celebrity, people,
Form: Clerihew
The Old House on Hoover Street

There it sat empty and sad
Windows shattered and the bottom one boarded up
There it sat helpless and alone
No one there...

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Categories: hoover, absence, eulogy, poverty,
Form: Elegy
Once a witch with a wart on her nose,
And with runners in her pantyhose,
Went and traded her broom
For a Hoover vacuum.
Where she hoovered to, nobody...

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Categories: hoover, children, funny, seasons,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Zolar the Inet God
(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")

It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...

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Categories: hoover, abuse, addiction, anti bullying, betrayal, bullying,
Form: Quatrain

The mistress of mirth it’s who I am
In reality I am simply Jan 
I’ll try and give you laughs
About my silly gaffes
And entertain as much...

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Categories: hoover, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Man Flu

 “Darlig, by dose is still ruddig,
ad by tubby is poorly as well,
by head is id paid
ab i'b also afraid that by throat
is dow burdig...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hoover, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Big long German words
Big long German words are such a banquet for the ears,
They’re scary on the page, but please, just set aside your fears!
For like those German...

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Categories: hoover, fun, funny, humor, humorous, language,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Not Sleeping Just Resting my Eyes
Not Sleeping Just Resting my Eyes

Quite often I find myself ruminating,
Pondering the meaning of life.
Questioning my very existence,
Wake up old fool shouts my wife.

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hoover, love, marriage, memory, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
The Great Depression
The Great Depression began around 1930 and it was world wide.
It was so bad that about forty thousand people committed suicide.
It began when the Stock...

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Categories: hoover, grandmother, october, poverty,
Form: Rhyme
If history was food part 3
Wg Said the GRACE
And Robbie BURNS the BACON,

And Thomas ask for MORE
Mr KIPLING  baked the cakes
And Jude laid down the law
And Lionel MESSI had...

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Categories: hoover, art, child, childhood, gender, history, mythology,
Form: Rhyme
My cunning plan
My mother was spring cleaning 
So I needed a reason to escape 
I have got a devilish mind 
and my cunning plan is taking shape.

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Categories: hoover, funny,
Form: Verse
Premium Member HELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP I've lost my Knickers
Last night our kitchen light stopped working
It was intermittent all flashing and jerking
A replacement one was quickly needed
There was one on the shelves – our...

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Categories: hoover, clothes, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Roaring Twenties
Roaring Twenties

Nostalgia and age like bacon and eggs,
With coffee and orange juice to drink;
And toast on the side for breakfast
And in-between, a memory to rethink.


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Categories: hoover, america, culture, education, history, perspective, society,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Ballad of Raphael
 by: Acquah Vicki

Raphael:( A BALLAD )

The name rolled off of his tongue so gaily, 
He seemed to be fulfilled by just saying 
" RAH...

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Categories: hoover, emotions, feelings, grief, love hurts,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member My Old Fashioned Brain Might Explode

Hard to tell with the movies these days

What's real and really what's not

It's totally amazing what they now can do

Yesteryear it was always the plot


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Categories: hoover, age, angst,
Form: Narrative
Presidents' Day
Schools are closed, there is no mail
And stores hold special sales.
To honor our first president,
That’s what this day entails.

Though technically, our 16th prez
Is celebrated, too.

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Categories: hoover, presidents day,
Form: Rhyme
Be Human For A Day
The World has been playing a game
Oh what a shame
The world has been playing a game
This is insane
Leaders come and leaders go
Leaving me to continue...

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Categories: hoover, america, business, character, corruption, crush, desire,
Form: Free verse
Your Heaven Part 5 of Sweet Honey
Wednesday morning
October 28, 2015
9:19 a.m.
Kansas City, Mo
Stephen Becker pen name Brian Stoaks


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Categories: hoover, sexy,
Form: Cinquain
Trails Old & New
From the Black Hills to the prairies,
he sighed as his eyes turned hard & dark
That was the path of the Buffalo,
His finger traced a wide...

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Categories: hoover, cowboy-western, introspection, life, nostalgia, on work
Form: Cowboy
Premium Member Marsha
the story of Marsha never told
as what to hold of a soul of a trans
found in the hudson river floating the flotsam of scum

She was...

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Categories: hoover, destiny,
Form: Free verse
Bag Whores
Bag Whores to my left.  Bag Whores to my right.
Bag Whores beating at my door, morning, noon and night.  They know you got...

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Categories: hoover, funny
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Las Vegas Baby
We went to Las Vegas for the very first time,
My husband, father in law, and I all partners in crime.
Each of us brought $500 to...

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Categories: hoover, adventure, fun, vacation,
Form: Narrative
Government Eyes
Written years before surveillance on a colossal scale was exposed in the USA in June 2013, but supposedly not abused!!

Surveillance, by the government
No oversight
Somewhere, somehow...

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Categories: hoover, political,
Form: Blank verse
When I say What I really mean

Oh Mother-in-Law. Oh Mother-in-Law,
I hope you will stay, just like before;
but Mother-in-Law, dear Mother-in-Law,
I’ve introduced rules you mustn’t ignore.

Now Mother-in-Law, oh Mother-in-Law,
our breakfast is breakfast,...

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Categories: hoover, mother,
Form: Verse