Best Hoofer Poems

I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around, and tell the guy with the cheaters
I'll give him an ear-full, if he'll just hang around

There's a gatecrasher here..., I...

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dang,
grandma    was a real hubba bubba-
killer-diller
khaki wacky   boycrazygirl

a spiffy    hot damn    hoofer

during the dark hours of WWII
and the devastation
followed with
unrestrainedjubibilation
beat me daddy eight to the bar

grandma    was a real hubba bubba-

franksinatracrooner
singing...

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For four years I've longed to shout 'Adios!'
It's time for you to go,  Donald J. Gross
Shove those burgers down, Chubs
Play with your balls and clubs
You're crude, belligerent and bellicose

Anderson called you an obese turtle
Who'd never admit you need a girdle
Your offspring are all jerks
In...

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I loathe the sound of silence,
the heavy thudding beats of silence 
that pound steadily in my head.
it makes me question my sanity
for it is louder than my self,
louder than prison sirens,
louder than howling dogs in the dead of the night!
I tune the sub hoofer
and push...

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