Best Honorary Poems

Honorary Title At A Price

Here in Bolehland, many a individual hankers for honorary titles..
Typically those who have it made, they wish to announce to the world...
They have arrived, money in abundance, recognition now they crave...
By Maslov theory of human behaviour, it is but a natural...

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Horn Hillary Honorary Haiku

Trump just made his terrible statement
wile speaking at Dordt University in
Sioux City, Iowa. Here is my Horn
Haiku poem I wrote about it.

Should we even the score
Donald Trump does not speak for
Myself anymore

He could stand right in
Middle of Fifth Avenue
And then shoot someone.

Never...

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just solved another murder
and put a gold star on my chart
it sits next to my wet-dog-smell-recliner
this is where Beau and I watch crime shows

Solving murders one at a time
gloating when we are right
ignoring my near misses
I have spent years here, waiting for my honorary detective...

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Our my Schade

As recently as this

Father's Day Sunday

Sent me a message

Saying to my

Honorary Dad

Although I don't and am unable
to say it

I hope you know you are my
Honorary Dad

And because of our family history

I instantaneously both assumed and
also presumed

She was indeed in fact obviously
talking about my...

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