Best Hogg Poems

I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's...

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I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's...

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Phil embraced his disability when he acquired it, 
And took up the disability sport of para-triathlon, 
Where you swim, cycle and race a set distance:
He broke his back in 1991 in a cycling incident. 

His nickname at school was Oggy, he was cool, 
And is...

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Boss Hogg was the greatest fraud to be found

   The most corrupt politician around

      He finagled and he lied

         So crooked that when he died

     ...

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James Hogg king of the 'fairy school's
a nature poet oh so cool
Often used Scots vernacular
so best heard in particular...

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