Best His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite Poems
Doggone*dog *contest*. *DOGGY STYLE*
Tonight! Tonight! I must display.
About my man's doggy style way.
Once he comes home he acts like I'm his "DOGGY BAG."
"It’s DOGGING ME!" The way he starts to nag.
He came from the bar with his "DOG BREATH!"
Calling me by...
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his bark is worse than his bite, funny, girlfriend-boyfrienddog, dog,
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PetePete
The family dog is a yin yang
Two faced in black and white
Lives his life on a log chain
Likes to play with his bite
Pearly, ivory, toothy fangs
Partial faced in the moonlight
His Pyrenean bark is like a big bang
His bark is worse than his bite
~ Leonard Napierskie...
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his bark is worse than his bite, animals, pets,
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The Doggone Dog ContestDoggone it! Can't you believe it, it's happening again!
Somone call off them dogs, because it's about to be a murderous sin!
My fellow poets, Andrea Dietrich is a poet I admire.
But in case you didn't know it, P.D. is a dog-face liar!
A few poets soup...
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his bark is worse than his bite, dedication, fantasy, funnydog, dog,
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Couplet
Deeds and Actions TooJudge not the man by his words alone,
But set his deeds and actions against them
and judge the three together.
To judge the man by his words alone
May be enough to convict him three times over
Or in other cases cause to make him a saint,
When often the...
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his bark is worse than his bite, absence, allusion, best friend,
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Didactic