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Best His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite Poems


Premium Member Doggone*dog *contest*
.     *DOGGY  STYLE*

Tonight! Tonight! I must display.
About my man's doggy style way.

Once he comes home he acts like I'm his "DOGGY BAG."
"It’s DOGGING ME!" The way he starts to nag.

He came from the bar with his "DOG BREATH!"
Calling me by...

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Categories: his bark is worse than his bite, funny, girlfriend-boyfrienddog, dog,
Form: Couplet
Pete
Pete

The family dog is a yin yang
Two faced in black and white

Lives his life on a log chain
Likes to play with his bite

Pearly, ivory, toothy fangs
Partial faced in the moonlight

His Pyrenean bark is like a big bang
His bark is worse than his bite

~ Leonard Napierskie...

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Categories: his bark is worse than his bite, animals, pets,
Form: Couplet
The Doggone Dog Contest
Doggone it!  Can't you believe it, it's happening again!
Somone call off them dogs, because it's about to be a murderous sin!

My fellow poets, Andrea Dietrich is a poet I admire.
But in case you didn't know it, P.D. is a dog-face liar!

A few poets soup...

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Categories: his bark is worse than his bite, dedication, fantasy, funnydog, dog,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Deeds and Actions Too
Judge not the man by his words alone,
But set his deeds and actions against them
and judge the three together.

To judge the man by his words alone
May be enough to convict him three times over
Or in other cases cause to make him a saint,
When often the...

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Categories: his bark is worse than his bite, absence, allusion, best friend,
Form: Didactic

Book: Reflection on the Important Things