Best Herbie Poems

Two autos both tried to have sex.
A pity they both were such wrecks!
With great apprehension,
One lost its suspension.
Old banger sex – oh so complex!


12~21~14
Contest: East Jesus
Sponsor: Roy Jerden
Checked using how many Syllables 8,8,6,6,8
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One for the kiddies or kiddies at heart!




There's a bunch of furry animals

Running around our house

Cats and dogs and ferrets

And even a little mouse!

Now Mom and Dad aren't happy

With mousies running wild

But we love our cute little furry friends

They bring us lots of smiles!

Our mousie...

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Engine check light on-
My old friend,
What happen?
Let's talk like men,
"You're suppose to be The Man!"
Six pack of fine oil,
Premuim fuel,
High on those octane,
You'll buzzing into the 90s,
Pushing light speed,
Ready for a west coast beach run!
But,
NO!
In you go,
Garage-
Herbie my companion ride,
Year of 2001,
VW Bug,
Fully load,
German made,
You'll...

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(This is a fictional poem)

After I watched that Lindsay Lohan movie, I bought a 1963 Bug.
When I tell people my story, they say I'm either stupid or on drugs.
I bought the Bug last month on the twelfth.
It's very irritating because it won't drive by itself.
I...

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Herbie was the ultimate party guy
always had the largest smile
dancing a jig or leading a congo line
sometimes he would scream with joy
startling those who did not know him...

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