Best Heads Poems

Another meeting of the bobble heads
Will hopefully soon adjourn
A motion has been passed
A blogosphere, concern
With their dictionaries in hand
They find some words to use
New business on the floor
To help them fight their blues
With the king up on his soap box
They all now raise their glass
He...

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Precision incisions put holes in our ears
    our noses, our foreheads and tongues

  As for me, I had enough holes in my head
    to last me a lifetime when I was but young...

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I look into some people's faces,
And wonder what they see
All my flaws and deep disgraces
Shown outside of me?
Peace is just my sole intention-
To murder Troubles met
"Truth" is such an old invention
That white and black reflect
(Like shadows on a silhouette)...

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Made quite an impression, it seems
On the chair I've been glued to so long
The indentation is an exact replica
Of my rear, hmmm, sounds like a song

Me bum and me chair are going steady
Have been since joining P-Soup
Methinks maybe atrophy is setting in
So I think I'll...

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There once was a black hip named Kool
who kept fifty two bags of wool:
Black from the master,
blond from his sister
and gray from now fifty bald ghouls.




27 April 2015
Limerick Contest
Sponsor : Jan Allison...

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The clouds may vary
           But
Tornados are scary

Cile Beer
August 19, 2010...

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Balloon heads float amongst the breeze 
Filled with nothing, lack of education- they bawl 
Inequality from different ethnicities across the seas 

Seventy-two million children unschooled- please 
Poverty stricken- we must try to help them all 
Balloon heads float amongst the breeze 

Over seven-hundred and fifty...

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Have you heard about the Norwegian trolls with:
            Three heads - Six eyes - Three noses - Six ears - Three mouths
            ...

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*This poem was written for Nikko's contest.  The letters "H E A D S" weren't allowed.  I won 1st place in the contest :)


Pimp, Cowboy, Gigolo willfully confirm Cook off
Vow to cook juicy concoction!
Pimp forgot cumin, Gigolo forgot flour, Cowboy forgot corn
Gigolo plotting...

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Cup Of Worry
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Go now
Borrow my buggy
Go by moon or fog
For no crow or rook pry
Go upon your own

Bury my boojum cup
No burrow nor form
No rock nor bog 
Vow young boy
Bury my worry





Contest : H-E-A-D-S OR T-A-I-L-S! 
Position : 1st place...

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Jimmy, comb my curl.
Jimmy, pluck my brow.
Jimmy, pick cotton.
Now go plow!

Jimmy, cook popcorn.
Jimmy, bring my broom.
Jimmy, lock my box.
Now go fix my room.

Jimmy, fix my clock.
Call on jolly Tom.
Copy my book.
Go call mom!

Jimmy, milk my cow.
Jimmy, bow low.
Comfort my poor colt.
Go, Jimmy, go!

Jimmy, kill my...

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A two headed dragon one day.
Came to Scotland a person to slay.
   A guy in a kilt.
   You could tell didn't wilt
Was so frisky and wanted to play.

The dragon took one look at him.
But the guy in the kilt was so...

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I walked the high wire for all to see
There wasn’t even a net ‘neath me
     It gave folks some chills
     I never had spills
Till a twister rolled in; I flew free

The big tent collapsed and caused panic
As...

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The Man With Two Heads


There once was a man with two heads
Of letters and science well read
By the light of the moon
He could make juries swoon
Spinning truth so fast their ears bled!



08/25/10
10:03pm

For Carolyn Devonshire's contest: Lawyer Limericks...

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if we put our two
cents together, we will have
twice the change of minds....

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