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The Man With Two Heads

The Man With Two Heads


There once was a man with two heads
Of letters and science well read
By the light of the moon
He could make juries swoon
Spinning truth so fast their ears bled!



08/25/10
10:03pm

For Carolyn Devonshire's contest: Lawyer Limericks

Copyright © James Marshall Goff | Year Posted 2010

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Just That Archaic Poet Date: 10/26/2013 8:45:00 AM Don't know if you won or not but hope you did; great limerick. Enjoyed it very much :) Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 9/4/2010 7:34:00 AM That seems like a winner to me..Good luck in the contest if it hasn't been judged...I am not keeping up with things too much now...Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment...Sending vegetable soup special delivery..Sara Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 8/30/2010 11:52:00 AM Nice one James, witty Limerick. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 8/30/2010 5:36:00 AM Congratulations James on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 8/30/2010 5:02:00 AM Congratulations on this fine derserved win, in Carolyn's contest. James Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/29/2010 7:01:00 PM Boy, and I thought a one headed lawyer was bad!! Awesome limerick. Luv, Andrea Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 8/29/2010 5:30:00 PM congrats on the win!! witty! Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 8/29/2010 4:19:00 PM ohhhh yeah Jamie! a fine metered rhymin job 'er yous made y'er lassie proud! Light & Love Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 8/29/2010 12:52:00 PM I like it! congrats on your win. BG Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 8/29/2010 12:37:00 PM Congratulations James, on your success in the competition. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 8/29/2010 12:31:00 PM Very funny. Congratulations. Joyce Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/29/2010 12:06:00 PM Wise Indian says, "Man with two heads speaks with forked tongues." Good one, Jimbo! Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 8/29/2010 11:51:00 AM cute one , congrats on your win Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 8/27/2010 11:55:00 AM Good job James, sounds just like them. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Nate D. Date: 8/26/2010 9:51:00 PM one of the best entries for the lawyer contest so far. nice limerick" Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 8/26/2010 8:50:00 AM Great fun Limerick Jimbo.. good luck in the contest ... reads like a winners to me... luv.. Login to Reply

Katherine Stella Date: 8/26/2010 6:17:00 AM LOL Jim and I think I know their names mud and jeff lol great imagery also thanks my home town friend for your kind comment on my minnesota wild keep up the great smiles Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/25/2010 9:25:00 PM :) Thanks for supporting my contest, Jimbo. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 8/25/2010 9:19:00 PM good one, good luck in the contest Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 8/25/2010 8:12:00 PM a good entry for the contest, enjoyed and good luck..P.D. Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 8/25/2010 8:04:00 PM A nice creative and humorous Limerick, James. Good luck Login to Reply