James Marshall Goff Poet Limerick

The Man With Two Heads

The Man With Two Heads


There once was a man with two heads
Of letters and science well read
By the light of the moon
He could make juries swoon
Spinning truth so fast their ears bled!



08/25/10
10:03pm

For Carolyn Devonshire's contest: Lawyer Limericks

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Just That Archaic Poet October 26, 2013 at 8:45 AM Don't know if you won or not but hope you did; great limerick. Enjoyed it very much :)

Sara Kendrick September 4, 2010 at 7:34 AM That seems like a winner to me..Good luck in the contest if it hasn't been judged...I am not keeping up with things too much now...Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment...Sending vegetable soup special delivery..Sara

James Fraser August 30, 2010 at 11:52 AM Nice one James, witty Limerick. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown August 30, 2010 at 5:36 AM Congratulations James on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta August 30, 2010 at 5:02 AM Congratulations on this fine derserved win, in Carolyn's contest. James

Andrea Dietrich August 29, 2010 at 7:01 PM Boy, and I thought a one headed lawyer was bad!! Awesome limerick. Luv, Andrea

Doris Culverhouse August 29, 2010 at 5:30 PM congrats on the win!! witty!

Debbie Guzzi August 29, 2010 at 4:19 PM ohhhh yeah Jamie! a fine metered rhymin job 'er yous made y'er lassie proud! Light & Love

Barbara Gorelick August 29, 2010 at 12:52 PM I like it! congrats on your win. BG

John Freeman August 29, 2010 at 12:37 PM Congratulations James, on your success in the competition. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson August 29, 2010 at 12:31 PM Very funny. Congratulations. Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire August 29, 2010 at 12:06 PM Wise Indian says, "Man with two heads speaks with forked tongues." Good one, Jimbo! Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts August 29, 2010 at 11:51 AM cute one , congrats on your win

John Freeman August 27, 2010 at 11:55 AM Good job James, sounds just like them. Agape, Moses

Nate D. August 26, 2010 at 9:51 PM one of the best entries for the lawyer contest so far. nice limerick"

Linda-Marie Sweetheart August 26, 2010 at 8:50 AM Great fun Limerick Jimbo.. good luck in the contest ... reads like a winners to me... luv..

Katherine Stella August 26, 2010 at 6:17 AM LOL Jim and I think I know their names mud and jeff lol great imagery also thanks my home town friend for your kind comment on my minnesota wild keep up the great smiles

Carolyn Devonshire August 25, 2010 at 9:25 PM :) Thanks for supporting my contest, Jimbo. Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts August 25, 2010 at 9:19 PM good one, good luck in the contest

Poet Destroyer A August 25, 2010 at 8:12 PM a good entry for the contest, enjoyed and good luck..P.D.

Dr.Ram Mehta August 25, 2010 at 8:04 PM A nice creative and humorous Limerick, James. Good luck