Best Hare Poems

*Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna 
I am your devotee
I know and feel the pains of others
Keep me doing well to others
And let not ego or pride enter my mind.

Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
As your devotee
Never speak ill of others
Disdain greed and avarice
Respect women as I respect my...

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Under dark protection of the night the gruesome two-some take to flight,

To exhume the grave of the recent buried, in a wheel barrow the bodies ferried,

Body snatchers creep at night, the open coffin brings delight,

Strip bare the corpse of wealth adorned, delivering the body before...

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Once upon a time a hare challenged a turtle to a race.
A fox was appointed to establish the time and the place.
The hare made sport of the turtle's lumbering pace,
Saying, "I'll give you a head start so that you can save face!"
The race began and...

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I'm no good at setting clocks,
don't enjoy sending faxes
but if you'll bring your info,
I'll calculate your taxes.

I scream at my computer,
could take a hammer to it
but give me a tax problem,
I'll work my way through it.

Can't program my cell phone,
don't even want to bother.
I'm busy...

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Aesop writes about an unlikely pair

     A race betwixt a turtle and a hare

          While the hare fiddled around

             ...

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If a turtle could.
He would walk faster- maybe.
Find some dynamite....

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One day I was sitting in a field
Ogling at my afternoons yield
When across the road I seen
A lovely meadow so green
Cars don't see fur as a shield










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The Mountain Hare

Happy is the mountain hare
Living high on mountain air
Oh! To be so free of care
Going here or maybe there
Times a nonsense long forgot
Rather is it cold or is it hot             ...

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To drone,
I have in a world
filled with prospered humanity.
Like a worker bee I
ready the honey in which
my society cares for;
I have grown tired of the strains
born upon my
labor;
although the smells I love,
it is never enough.
And the satisfaction returned is
forgotten, for fire
always triumphs the solace
that defeats...

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the mountain hare 
   turns from brown to white -
   eagle circles...

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I remember it was this day 21st of June 
I sauntered into a famous furniture mart.
They have developed a hotel type room. 
They offer the customers a unique feel.
 
With advance free booking for two hours
To relax and test a mattress in a bed room,
The...

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The rabbit died; it lost its head.
Tastes like chicken: what they said.
Skinning rabbit’s hard to do
When they’re staring back at you.
Truth is, they’re quite good to eat;
A protein source that can’t be beat.
Today’s events will haunt my dreams,
No one told me bunnies scream....

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A side view glance, wry
Scholastic eyes, wise - white hare 
Speaks demands answers
My mouth dictating rivers
Speaks in under-water dreams....

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a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion that speed
      Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case....

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cold moon horizon
	omniscient orb delays dawn ~
		snowshoe hare shivers

(December Full Moon – Mohican)...

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